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Glad that Laios sees his sister show up fused into an unholy monster and says "that is sick as hell though I give this 9/10 for being a bit over designed." Marcille meanwhile seeing the same thing says "booba 🥵"

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okayyyyyy. Wet Snorting creature.

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3 signs a wizard has inflicted a curse on you:

vibrator dies mid use

roll a shitty joint

realize part way through your favourite song you weren't paying attention

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Scout: Me too! Spy: yes, I may kill Scout in the confusion.

Can we talk about this because it’s beautiful.

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pokemon single moms will raise their child in a quaint neighborhood of three houses and one of the nations leading laboratories

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Today's aesthetic: cosmic horror tabletop RPGs from the 1980s whose creators wrote the "madness rules" by simply plagiarising a list of disorders and their descriptions from the DSM-II and turning it into a d100 lookup table, except the DSM-II still listed "homosexuality" as a mental disorder (it wasn't removed until the DSM-III), with the result that there are several published tabletop RPGs where there's a small but non-zero chance that seeing Cthulhu will make you gay.

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Shaxxpilled Zonemaxxer

I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

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hard to describe the feeling of finishing inside

#she pepper on my steak until I beat off

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Oh yeah because of course. Yeah that checks out. Of course that's how it went. Unless it's one hell of a fucking coincidence, of fucking course that's how it happened.

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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

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look at this SPECIMEN

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Parkzer's blog :333

found footage ass creature

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An entity found alone in the Far Plane. The entity seems to do nothing in its environment except exist. Its relationship with the plant-like organisms that grow around it is currently unknown.

#mecore