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On the left we have yak and on the right baby alpaca and together they become the softest most annoying thing I've ever spun

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I miss the era where there'd be outtakes to animated movies like toy story or early 2000s barbie movies that shit was hilarious and so wholesome

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“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!

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How can Germans ban entry of people to all of Europe that seems like a really bad idea to allow Germany that power

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"It's okay if you don't want to read the classics" okay but you should try. Books hit different when you're not being forced to read them.

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imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc

now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.

now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.

it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.

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I do think it's pretty funny that fanfic premises based on illegitimate kids as an excuse for crossovers over the years have gone from "Mom character CHEATED on Dad character 😡" to "once upon a time, mommy and daddy had a threesome and now we have YOU!" lmaoooo. People don't want marital discord they just want a third parent

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A performance by 蔡宏毅 (Cai Hongyi), whose specialty is sword dance.

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Putting this here because apparently Tesla wants it taken down and the og post was already deleted.

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Yes, that's it! Bob Iger, you mad genius!

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“Departamento de Operações Estruturadas"  The Offshore Firm (2021) // Retrodystopic hyper-corporate spaces created with “Life Stage: Virtual House” (1993) for 3DO

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How can Germans ban entry of people to all of Europe that seems like a really bad idea to allow Germany that power

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