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I'm not a weeper, I'm a sobber. I sob. I don't weep like I've just received a letter stating that my husband died in battle. No. I sob as if I've lost something dear to me that was never truly mine to begin with. I sob.

#the sobberrrrrrrr

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snoopy of the day

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when you're sick you're either a prince moder or a dog moder. prince moding is when you demand many little treats, drinks etc. i personally prefer to drag myself off to a secluded corner to either die or recover, aka dog moding

#dog mode i think

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GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

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12 years ago today, we got one of the most hilarious shots in the whole show as Crowley made a homophobe kiss him in his first on-screen appearance!

#literally the funniest character introduction of all time

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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.

Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)

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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

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saw a grown woman on tiktok snidely calling gen z the christopher columbus generation bc someone’s fifteen year old son ‘thought he’d discovered weezer’. newsflash every generation finds out about the music of the previous generation at some point it comes free with being fifteen. being annoying about music also comes free with being fifteen. a kid saying yeah i’ve just found this band nirvana have you ever heard of them should be a thing of joy

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i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

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Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

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Just discovered one of the most objectively funny Tumblr accounts

Sadly due to the oath I can’t agree but I respect the hustle

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met some young trans people today and they said they didn’t know who kalvin garrah was. nature is healing.