Hey runners (and walkers)! Thought this might be helpful :)
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The landlord fears the urban oyster mushroom farmer
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my mom was born on 4/20 in pottstown and smoked weed until the day she died. tumblr pls let me blaze this post in her honor.
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RIP i lockpicked my chastity cage again so this time instead she's installing two lil guards next to my penis and one of them can only tell lies
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my goal as an artist is to be able to make oc art and get 200 notes just because the art is compelling
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they should invent a job application that gets responses
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He has a rose for you
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My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:
When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them
“It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”
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me: I have GOT to get weirder!
also me when I do get weirder: *visibly shaking* I'm going to be killed with hammers by everyone for being a freak.
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