ghetsis

[ghetsis]

If his enemies can't swim, that's one more way he can kill them.

#discord commentary #says man who also can't swim

[ghetsis]

🕯️ sure

inner thoughts meme I asked for and then forgot about lmao (closed)

"It's a difficult situation, to be sure. They remind me so much of the troublesome teenagers I've dealt with in the past, but I don't have enough impunity in Alola to simply kill them. Not yet, anyway."

"Once I'm finished in Galar, retaliation won't be much of a concern. And I do believe I've fooled Ree by giving in so easily before. They'll be much more likely to underestimate me at a time when I'm no longer holding back. It's a lethal mistake."

#meme answers #ↂ throw it! it'll explode! ; asks #skullkxd

[ghetsis]

send me 🕯️to hear my character's inner thoughts about your character.

#memes

[ghetsis]

I don't have a blank for that character inspo meme, but I'm adding Count Olaf because the brainrot is So Real

#unfortunately for everyone Ghetsis is exponentially smarter #I think Olaf Belos and Scar are the only inspos I have for him anyway 🤔

[ghetsis]

He really should have had N paint a big circle on the ground and run around it until he was too exhausted to move. That would have shut him up for a while.

[ghetsis]

binge reading Unfortunate Events and repeatedly reading Coach Genghis as Coach Ghetsis

#conflating two evil child abusing shitstains with eye motifs

[ghetsis]

Socializing™

#my 2 fav imgs: Socializing 1 and Socializing 2

[ghetsis]

Socializing™

[ghetsis]

#stolen from plane lol #🕴

[ghetsis]

if McDonald's went out of business, the only things I'd miss are their fries and McNuggets with Sweet N' Sour Sauce. MAYBE their cheeseburgers...

#I been eating nuggies with sweet n sour for 30 years and I ain't stopping now #if you don't dip the fries in the sauce you're doing it Wrong

[ghetsis]

Freezes an entire McDonald's because they forgot the sauce for his chicken nuggies...

#if there's one thing that makes me irrationally angry....... #Y'ALLS NUGGETS AREN'T THAT GOOD WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD EAT THEM DRY??

[ghetsis]

I don't even remember what I had on my wishlist aside from a plot where he has to team up with some protag to save to world because he can't rule the world if someone else blows it up lol

[ghetsis]

almost all my threads come from asks or dash coms lol. I don't do starter calls anymore because more often than not, I'd do the work of writing a starter only to have people like them, but never reply. I get that this just happens from time to time and I'm guilty of it myself on occasion, but when it's a regular occurrence, I get much less motivated to write them.

[ghetsis]

To think that disgusting child took a sponsorship from a disgusting snack company instead of him.

#this is meta lol #dash commentary

[ghetsis]

I miss my Cryptid Horror Girlie

[ghetsis]

IC ASK: is there a Pokèmon youd love in your team, but you didn't have the chance to get yet? Why?

BONUS POINT: don't list any Legendary or Mythical Pokèmon

"There's a strange Zoroark said to live in the outskirts of White Forest. It appears in the rolling fog and its unkempt fur is ghostly white and seemingly tipped with blood. Those who have personal encounters with it never recover from the traumatic experience."

"I think such a pokemon would be very handy to have. But perhaps that's too close to a mythical pokemon. Garchomp and Tyranitar are both devastatingly powerful, but my current pokemon have their own specific purposes and I simply haven't found a good way to work the others in."

#infernalpursuit

[ghetsis]

how funny would it be if I wrote Olaf and gave him a poke-verse

*posing as a Professor* "This is Cubone. It's miserable because it's a disgusting orphan like you are now. This is Phantump. It's miserable because it's the ghost of a dead child like you soon will be. And this is Meowth. It's not miserable at all because it knows Payday which will make it very rich like you're going to make me. You can't have that one."