at the farmer's market the baby was pointing at the tomatoes and going ba ba ba and signing "on" so my sister was like "how much for just one tomato" and the person at the stall was like "oh he can have one. don't worry about it" and the baby stood there by the stall devouring the tomato like an apple in big messy bites and people kept stopping and going "awwwww" and then "oh man that does look good" and buying a bunch of tomatoes. all natural organic advertising
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"he tastes like you only sweeter" is an insane thing to say dawg that song used to play on the radio
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this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you
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you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping
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if youre "career driven" fucking grow up. im hanging out driven. im goofin off driven. im grabbin a bite driven
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sunny fellow 🌞
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François Crozat, 1993.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CV37LL0vUtS/
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bisexuals see the word bisexual and are filled with an overwhelming need to hit the reblog button
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maam im sorry but... your son was in tomato town and... all we found were his dogtags.
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Bingbing Liu by Edwin Zhang for Cosmopolitan China Magazine , August 2021
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