we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don’t find it realistic because we’re pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen
also of course please do tell us if you’ve actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote
suddenly imagining “burst into song” as a potential response
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hii kind of between a rock and a hard place rn with food and id really appreciate some help getting groceries + stuff to pack and transport my belongings as i'm moving next month. any help is greatly appreciated. thank you
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i need a coffee table book of every image ive ever reblogged
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we should bring back #brainweird
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the funny thing is no matter how separated you are from 'normative lifestyles' like even if you think all that shit is stupid youll still get the idea in your head like man im such a deadbeat im such a failure if only i (checks the Goodboy Normalguy clipboard) had a job and a wife and a house and kids and a mortgage. then i would feel like a person in the world. but then there are swaths of people out there with all that and a backyard with an inground pool and theyre still deeply miserable people. so the Be Normal Requirements will not actually automatically bring fulfillment to your life. but they WILL get other people off your case, and that's not nothing...
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A little fanart of What Happens Next by Max Graves. Check it out, it’s a doozy of a webcomic.
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need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina
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fanart for a webcomic by @maximumgraves
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This is going to be short bc i already have a post up explaining this situation, but I started having seizures, which led to medical costs I couldn't handle bc I have an autoimmune disorder that's been going untreated for years. I got the appts covered bc of an extremely generous friend on here, and had some additional medication costs which I thankfully had enough for. I've been applying to at least 10 jobs a day and had tons of interviews. I'm going through interviews and assessments for several jobs (got more scheduled for tomorrow) Then my card got stolen, and now I am screwed as far as rent goes, even if one of these jobs comes through like today we will still fall short because rent is due on the 1st and we don't get a grace period. I am trying to get the money that was taken when my card was stolen back, but I have been told to wait to hear back after submitting all the details, and have yet to hear back.
Dm me for proof or more details. I will do art for anyone who helps with this and you can commission me at my art blog @theartistrans I just desperately need to get rent. My roommates and I have a huge food garden planted and are working towards self-sufficiency, which we have no hope of if we can't pay rent.
PP -- $C -- V -- kofi
$45/$650
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how do you tell if your spotify playlists are public anymore...the option doesnt seem to be there
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You can make a post that's like "I'm cooking peppers tonight" and somebody on here will reblog it like #cooking #peppers #bell peppers #cuisine #dinner
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Fuck we forgot to ♥️ Bartamari’s weed sandwich
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I remember the day that I heard taylor swift’s next album would be called the tortured poets department I spent the rest of it repeating the phrase over and over in my head because something about how it rolled off the tongue bothered me so badly
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