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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

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which is definitely not an omen

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i was thinking about this then i forgot about it and then i woke up dreaming about him again

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we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule

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got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was

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When a song’s a banger but the lyrics hit a little too close to home

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spn: *ends*

misha:

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i did research

yall what the fuck does B&M stand for

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The greatest tragedy of destiel is that the cw stopped Cas from being balls deep in Dean ‘Humanity’ Winchester. Cas would have only been too happy to absolutely wreck his charge

By god Dean, you should have been impaled, but not like that. Not by the rusty tetanus nail…

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His ass was NOT going over case files and reorganising the safe.

His ass was NOT doing a diagnostic test on the security cameras.

His ass was NOT moving a desk.

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currently dying at the fact that the last three doctors have died to a big fuck-off laser

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Context:

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not now kitten, daddy's experiencing a category 7 destiel event

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misha collins writing destiel fanfic: and as dean and cas' lips collide in a fiery fury of passion, the cold embrace of The Empty ripped into them, tearing them apart limb for limb. But they didn't care, their throbbing cocks intertwining, their nipples curling around each other. Castiel smiled, true happiness flooded his every nerve, reaching the tips of his toes and the one very annoying pimple on his back, he was engulfed in the one feeling he had never felt before;

Love.

danneel, beta-reading it before bed: by god misha you've done it again, you mad man. god jensen you need to read this, it's- i'm speechless

jensen, strapped and tied up in an extreme bdsm position, pegged and filled:

danneel: oh right

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yeah no i still think you're hot it's just the fact that you have your ex boyfriends hand in a jar for the purpose of detecting when he's near kinda. threw me off a little bit