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We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

#i get so overstimulated by so many noises happening at once :(

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being a lesbian is so dumb. this girl once sent me a photo of a rat she found in a dumpster and i imagined kissing her in a botanical garden

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kitty needs some sunshine

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can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

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Party mean girls shit talking everyone in elvish

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cooing & stroking the neighbourhood cats but shaking my head the entire time so everyone knows i don’t ideologically agree with outdoor cats

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hi um my liege y-you asked me to um. report back to you when the prisoner you sent into the labyrinth had been, um, dealt with by th-the minotaur. well y-your highness t-there seems to be a bit of an, ahem, issue. no, no the prisoner is still in the labyrinth, y-yes the minotaur found them. i-it just ah, um, it appears that the. it appears that the prisoner and the minotaur are, um, they're-

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You can't understate the profound effect these Natasha Allegri drawings had on an entire generation

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You can't understate the profound effect these Natasha Allegri drawings had on an entire generation

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when people are like “oh so you’re just gonna judge someone for their political beliefs?” yes actually. I think someone’s values and opinions is a pretty reasonable thing to judge them for.

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finch fancam❤

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This dino-guy fucks

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things you dont learn at school:

oscar wilde said he was “addicted to cock-sucking”. also, oscar wilde said “penis-sucking” gave him inspiration

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Show some respect, people.