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just thought of "Ba'alzamon's balls" as a Wheel of Time swear and made myself laugh way too hard

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once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away

#I’ll be wanting dinner and be like OMFG CRISPY LETTUCE LETS GO! #it never goes away #nothing beats the crunch of a perfect carrot stick

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girl typing a very specific question into google search bar, scrunching her face as she takes time to make sure she hasn't made any spelling errors, hitting enter, shaking her head as google only presents her with unhelpful websites that don't answer her query at all, moving her cursor back to the search bar and clicking on it so she can carefully write 'reddit' at the end, hitting enter again, sighing with relief as she finds a link to a reddit post asking the exact question she needed answered posted in a subreddit for a very niche topic, finally moving her cursor to click on the link, wondering why she didn't go straight to the subreddit earlier, only to be met with a deleted comment with a reply from the OP stating 'that was very helpful, thanks', sighing with frustration as she moves her cursor back to the search bar so she can copy the link and paste it into the wayback machine,

#this is wonderful

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Crazy how in love Rand is with Mat and they didnt even put Mat in the polycule

mat spends half of the entire series on roadtrips with or for the purpose of aiding/rescuing rand, elayne, aviendha, or some combination thereof, and by the end of ACOS he is dating both rand and elayne and has exchanged "protect our beloveds on my behalf when i'm not around" promises with aviendha, and rj has the audacity to tell me that MIN is the fourth member of this polycule. ain't no way!!!

i remember going into the books already ready to be pro-mat-in-the-polycule-no-matter-how-much-i-have-to-force-it because i already shipped cauthor from the show, but then i gradually reached elayne and aviendha's arrivals and mat's interactions with them etc and went "holy fuck mat in the polycule is actually INCREDIBLY well-supported by the text" like you really don't have to do any mental gymnastics at all to get him in there, he slots in so perfectly and he's narratively tied up with ALL of the other members, not just rand. and i will never stop chewing rocks over how easy it would've been to make it happen!!

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Today, we mourn Bernard Hill (King Theoden). May he rest among the halls of his father 😔

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Just found out that the dietary calorie is still measured by burning food in a "bomb calorimeter" and then measuring the heat produced. There's no solid evidence that this method is at all equivalent to how our bodies process food (an entirely different chemical process from combustion), the accuracy of this system has been disputed for as long as it's existed, and there are no available alternatives

There are 4800 calories in a kilogram of dry sawdust even though wood is completely indigestible to humans, because calories don't measure nutritional value, just how well something burns

Nutritional "science" is pure bullshit

#maintenance phase is such an amazing podcast #it has helped me dearly with my troubled relationships with both food a my body

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You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

#thiiiiis

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It’s hilarious though because people clearly think that Siuan hates Moiraine and Siuan can’t lie so I’m just imagining Siuan around the White Tower just making horny comments about Moiraine that sound like threats like “if Moiraine were here right now she wouldn’t be able to leave my sight until I gave her something to scream about”

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Kristen Stewart talking about her latest photoshoot at Berlinale (18/02/24)

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Some of you never experienced the pain of going to the record store and copying lyrics from the booklets on the demos, and it shows

#or later going to lyrics dot com and other sites to compare and figure out the proper line #elder millennial #then you could sit and memorize them for when they came in the radio

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me vs the 0.5% chance that siuanraine is gonna survive it all and they'll get an actual happy ending

#in my mind they already are

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You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

#this is my only talent

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why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand

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Eiza González in I Care a Lot (2020)

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I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(