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HES AT THE CLUB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FIRST DOCTOR IS AT THE CLUB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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da colonel

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Yeah Bel made a bad call and got some people killed but sorry you lost your job for being a staunch defender of #clone rights, Bel, you're a real one.

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any male born after 2217 can’t lead a five-mile long metropolis… all they know is fresh aire dates, fly they starfury, trust Ivanova implicitly, be The One, eat hot chip & lie

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this is a confession to the star wars fandom because I have to get this off my chest. last summer just for fun I taught myself to read aurebesh and. you fanartists have Got to Continue putting the most Hilarious stuff into the background of your art because it is literally my favorite thing

here’s a couple of excellent things I’ve read since I started keeping a list just last month:

- “I hate drawing lightsabers”

- “Idk what to put here”

- “stupid fucking sign”

- “eat paste, it’s good”

- an entire news article on a phone screen which I actually found really impressive

- a few funny misspellings but the best one so far was ahsoka somehow becoming “asock”

- wanted poster of obi wan that read “wanted for fashion crimes”. the caption translated it as “wanted for high treason”. like blatantly lying to my face. love it.

- door on a ship was labeled “cake storage”

- “shopping list: frogs, hair gel, lightsaber polish”

and my personal favorite:

- “if you’re reading this you’re a fucking nerd”

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These two were having the time of their life on this mission this is the best Doctor Who ever

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I really like how many fan complaints classic DWM would include. This one is especially funny to me

#noooo not my boy turlough #(it’s true though)

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Corran Horn: Computer, show me Jedi milfs. Callista Ming: Hi! I’m the computer Callista Ming: You’re not getting that

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i have never been into doctor who selfcest and if i did these 2 would be my absolute last choice but like. such an incredibly rare and beautiful thing as the potential somewhere out there for the ship name 9/11 cannot go ignored i have to pursue this. i have to

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okay but why is brigadier lethbridge-stewart kinda….

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Self-proclaimed I.D.I.O.T. Fans in 1983 going feral over Turlough and Five (I cannot believe they actually printed these)

Also I'm sure the IDIOTS were happy when their wishes for Turlough's final story actually came true.

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It is an absolute TRAVESTY that BD-1 is never given the option of having one of his customizations be a poncho that matches cal's

UR SO RIGHT WHAT THE HELL

(donation doodles! // tip jar)

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i have brought peace [citation needed], freedom [citation needed], justice [citation needed], and security [citation needed] to my [citation needed] new empire