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Did Tumblr know magic: the Gathering has a buff ogre woman who does time magic through brute force? And has some of the most unique effects in the game? I feel like that's something Tumblr would appreciate.

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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

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I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

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let me explain to you how you can help me feel better so you can let it fly over your head

#every day the idea of barbiturates and alcohol gets more tempting

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Had to throw this together after being struck with inspiration.

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grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

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from impossible to difficult to unfamiliar to familiar to easy to automatic

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from impossible to difficult to unfamiliar to familiar to easy to automatic

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from impossible to difficult to unfamiliar to familiar to easy to automatic

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from impossible to difficult to unfamiliar to familiar to easy to automatic

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from impossible to difficult to unfamiliar to familiar to easy to automatic

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In case anyone wondered about how amazing my academic work is, my paper in MIND has now been called “the most remarkable paper in Mind since Russell’s ‘On denoting’ in 1905.”

Can someone please add that to my Wikipedia page. 🤣

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it’s incredible that i havent set myself on fire at this point

#aside from the busy semester #the guy i have complicated feelings for said hes go back and sleep with randos again knowing what he knows now #thats crazy #im crazy

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the wenis dance :D

#why does he move so unnaturally #he moves like his cutscene didnt render completely

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