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My first piece for the Rescue Bots Zine hosted by @turbofox-zines!

#i cant with this #hotshot on wedges shoulders im going to die #blurrs arm around salvage? im slayed #this style is so fucking adorable ooomg

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hsr version of this meme

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i do deeply enjoy having normal friends because they'll say shit like "surely nobody finds [random robot character] fuckable right" and i get to be like buddy. my mutuals are doing insane things to his digital cervix

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Some Svarog sketches :D

I just think he's cool

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Screwog times

#I love themmmm #THEYVARE SO TENDER #AND ONMMG SVAROG IS SO BBY #I DONT THIBK ANYONES DRAWN HIM WITH HIS EYE CLOSED BEFOTE AND IM SOBBING

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Screwllum Sticker Sheet!!

Free to download, print, and use!

The entire sheet is postcard size so yea

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Screwllum banner when. 🫵

#THE BOTS AS BUGGIES IM DEAD IM DEAD IM DEAD #THEY ARE SO VUTE

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RABBIT SEVEN BY MEGASCULPTURE

#TERABBIT?? TERABBIT FROM POKEFARM.HELLO?? I WANT THIS??

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Do Robots Dream of Eternity?

#thos comic killed me dead #screwllum angst is a rare breed. when it hits it hits hard

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Some readerxScrewllum/Svarog/Sam headcannons I got possessed to write.

During your journey through the universe, you've run into three different mechanical men, all with very different personalities and preferences but regardless you are smitten with the three of them equally and these feelings are reciprocated even moreso by these handsome mechs.

Due to the distance between the three of them and yourself at any given time, it was decided that the best arrangement was to 'share' your attention, since all three have responsibilities in their respective rolls it is only fair to let you spend time with who you please to ensure you get the attention you deserve. While the three of them agreed to this, not all are pleased with the idea of sharing you.

Screwllum:

-Screwllum has one of the busier schedules of the three. So whenever you wish to see him you communicate your intentions to visit him in advanced since there is always the chance he is won't even be on his planet. Screwllum's current location at any given time is as uncertain as Sam's since they both travel a lot for work. Unless he is in the middle of something important Screwllum will wrap things up quickly to meet you where you desire.

- At first Screwllum would pick you up wherever you were if you wanted to see him, since he has his own ship. However he soon realized it was better for you to be able to traverse as you please even though it potentially meant less time with you since you could visit the others. Regardless, with your best interests in mind he commissioned a ship just for you, it is even better than his own with many safety features to ensure you can safely travel amongst the stars.

-due to your relationship with several inorganic lifeforms, Screwllum takes this as a sign that you are interested in them. (Whether you are or not is uour discretion) he turns this assumption into education, taking you to museums on his planet and other inorganic planets to show you about the history of inorganic life, sometimes he will speak his thoughts on the subject freely as it is something he specializes in and cares about deeply. Your interest in the subject he cares about only drives his affection for you deeper.

- Screwllum owns a specially build organic garden, with many flora and insects within it. Especially butterflies of different species. As a lighthearted joke, you started giving the butterflies names, Screwllum finds this endearing and begins calling his butterflies by the names you chose.

-Screwllum also takes you on diplomatic excursions if you happen to be visiting him when something comes up. Screwllum is very fond of 'showing you off' to any other dignitaries, since he views you as his equal and hopes that one day you will feel enticed to help him rule his planet.

-he doesn't bring you around his endeavors with the simulated universe or other Genius Society members often, it is actually a subject he avoids. You do meet with Herta as he views her more as a 'friend' than a colleague. He once let it slip that this is due to fears that polka kakamond would harm you as a way to get to him.

Svarog:

-Svarog is both the easiest and the hardest to visit at first (before getting a ship from Screwllum) He is always nearby the robot settlement when you arrive at Jarilo-VI, getting thete to visit him with the inital hard part since unlike Screwllum or Sam he has no ability to traverse beyond his home planet.

-Svarog is the only one you do not communicate with before hand when visiting. It is simply unnecessary in Svarogs words. He had already calculated the date of your arrival with scary accuracy as everytime you arrive he happens to be preparing your favorite meal and Clara is spending the night at Hook's for a sleepover.

-out of the three svarog is the most relaxing to spend time with, he is content by your mere presence although he is also the most likely to mindlessly stroke your hair or place a hand on your waist. He shows his affection through action and touch, very rarely words.

- the main thing you do with Svarog for fun is encourage him to go to the overworld, such as visiting the theater or museum. Svarog doesn't like going to the overworld as his presence usually causes a disturbance since most see him as a threat up there and he prefers to not stir conflict. You are persistent though, and if anyone dares to say anything to svarog because he is a 'machine' you are the first to defend him since Svarog certainly would not defend himself from such accusations. (The way you defend him is definitely influenced by Screwllum and how you've seen him handle similar situations)

- You get along well with Clara, you two collaborate on ways to surprise Svarog or find gifts for him. Despite not having any need for these objects Svarog treasures them regardless.

Sam:

- you do not make arrangements to visit Sam as he is the one who initiates your meetings, he does not particularly care what you may be doing. If he wants to see you HE WANTS TO SEE YOU. Of course if you say no he respects that (to an extent, he may get pouty), Svarog and Screwllum know that this is simply the way Sam is and do not object if you have to leave suddenly because Sam wants to see you. Sam is like this because he has the most unpredictable schedule and also does not live in any specific area for you to simply 'visit' which is why he is persistent you meet whenever he is available.

- Sam takes you to different planets each time you meet. Whether its because his next script is there or because he was there prior and wanted to experience the planet again with you. It is especially jarring when visiting a planet with Screwllum and the later again with Sam. With Screwllum you see the very best a planet has to offer, high class parties and accommodations, immediate respect since you are with someone who is essentially a king, whereas with Sam you see the 'real' parts of a planet, the bad and the ugly, the parts that the upperclass would prefer to remain hidden. This is not a bad thing, both experiences are always enjoyable due to those you are with. It is simply interesting how the pair have such extremely different ways to 'experience' a planet.

- Sam is the most protective of you, although he knows what you are capable of he does get between you and anything he deems 'dangerous'. He often picks you up 'bridal style' and carries you around anywhere he deems too dangerous or if he is trying to get somewhere quick.

-Sam brings you around the other stellaron hunters often. You get along pretty well within their group, although Silverwolf questions your taste in men (Sam and Screwllum?? Really now??) As does blade but mainly in a 'really??... this guy?' Kinda way which sam gets defensive about but is quickly reassured by you.

Other:

- Screwllum and Svarog get along well enough, they both respect eachother and have adjacent ideals. Sam is the one they are both wary of. Svarog acknowledges Sam's strength and believes he is capable of keeping you safe but does not enjoy hearing of the dangers you two find yourself in. Screwllum also understands Sam's strength but has less faith in his ability to protect you, due to a history with the Stellaron Hunters he doesn't trust that Sam would put your safety above his own or his ties to the SHs, however he keeps these feelings to himself.

-Sam is the most jealous out of the three, followed by Svarog with Screwllum being the least. With Sam you can't speak of the others lest Sam becomes irritated and possessive. Svarog's jeslousy is much less severe, however he does falter when you speak fondly of the others for too long, he is also insecure due to the fact he cannot take you on such interesting adventures as the others. Screwllum is the least jealous, although he can get jealous occasionally it is never really apparent. He lets you freely discuss your activities with the others and even sometimes offers advice on how to handle the other's personalities from an 'inorganic' point of view.

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This is all I have so far. Its more of a 'harem' idea rather than polygamy (i could support either haha)

I have NEVER written anything remotely readerxcharacter before so please forgive my inexperience!

#Hsr sam #hsr screwllum #hsr svarog #svarog #screwllum #honkai star rail #okay so imagine dating 3 hot robot meb #i tried my best with these! also didn't want to reread everything to fix erros oop

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$50k down the drain </3

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SO PROTECTIVE

#im still waiting for the episode where bravern says something about pregnancy being like parasitic or something #the man serves exkaiser energy

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Hey it's angst time over here! Chapter one of A Cold And Unfamiliar Home is up! SUMMARY:

Home is where the heart is, and unfortunately, that's not here. A what-if coming off the premise that Macen Barro survives the arrival in Andromeda - only that isn't a story with a happy ending.

RATING: M PAIRINGS: Barrix & Vetryder CHAPTERS: 4/14 posted (14/14 written) WORD COUNT: 24,639 published (84,840 total)

#I AUDIBLY GASPED WHEN I GOT THIS NOTIFICATION. TIME TO GO MAKE MYSELF UPSET

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Join here!

#screwllum #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr screwllum

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OK I'm rambling about Screwllum, this is a very nonsensical post because though I like ramble and analysis stuff, I never talk about them publicly because it ends up being a jumbled mess. My brain just functions that way but please bare with me. [I think I should note that there is spoilerish content for those who likes to check the notes, events or curios in this game ]

I read a few of the Gold and Gears content or hidden Screwllum lore through curios, notes or the occurrence events and it just hits me that Screwllum just exists for the entire 1.6 quests and the new SU dlc dosent really involved him at all. He dosent do much but he is relevant.

But I can't stop thinking that this guy is the guy that got the IPC to cancel their plans about eliminating mechanical lifeforms across the universe, this is the guy in one of the resistance groups against Empire Rubert. But what makes his rebellion different during the Emperor Rubert wars? HES A MACHINE JUST LIKE HIM. HE ALSO SAVED ORGANIC LIVES. like that fact alone wouldn't be so interesting to me if he wasn't a machine.

And somehow it feels like his character hadn't that much focus during the dlc. Buuut I haven't finished the dlc yet so maybe there's a few occurrences or some of the story endings i didn't encounter yet

Soo maybe there's things there that I didn't know yet about him unless I got informed.

ITS JUST it's weird that he's treated with a sidelined light in favor for Ruan Mei [since yknow, big character for 1.6] but he has importance during Emperor Rubert's time.

But i do I guess it's on his decision that they made this dlc and dosent wanna show this fact all over your face.

There is like hints or a few notable content about planet screwllum during the dlc that's good. Like ooo Mechanical City, finally get to know a bit about the capital of Planet Screwllum Like the intra-cognitive events are all set there. And also how Planet Screwllum's people can function like humans [THEY CAN CRY AND TEAR UP DO YOU KNOW THAT?? SCREWLLUMITES CAN CRY THEY CAN ALSO PASS AWAY APPARENTLY <atleast they have population control>] [but somehow Screwllum worries about what he drinks and it should be machine oil for some reason]

So hey! We are learning more about his people this update, slowly and surely! [how All of these hints is giving me false hope- there's no planet screwllum update in the future they definetlt won't they are not brave enough to make several patches with very robotic humanoids they wo]

I got brain burned

tldr: Screwllum should be a more important character in the 1.6 patch especially in the new SU dlc because he has relevance in the time period its based on

#this is all so real #i didnt get that far in the event yet so i didnt know screwllum residents could like cry and die eeeek im obsessed #okay but like hear me out #Screwllum tends to refer to himself as humble #and maybe he is lying maybe he isnt its hard to say after the info about ruan meis true intentions #BUT if he truly is humble I personally wouldn't be surprised if Screwllum was the name of the species of robot on his planet so #Screwllum is sooo humble that he just named himself after his species and opted to not have a name #it seems so uncharacteristically vain of him at this point to name things after himself #maybe thats what hes hiding that hes secretly full of himself? #but I doubt it at this point lmao

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A picture for my lil guy @fullmetal-beansprout for christmas of our bug fables ocs featuring Kabbu/Neolith

#bug fables #bug fables oc #bug fables kabbu #bug fables neolith #kabbu/neolith #kabbulith #alright so i guess #i should explain the ocs a lil bit lmao #the pink moth is orchid who belongs to beansprout and he was adopted by kabbu and neo #the blue beetle is Valour and he is Orchids boyfriend #this self inserty stuff would happen yeeeears after the main game ofcourse haha #and valour is cryin cause he had a green ranger plooshie when he was a lil guy but his meanie dad destroyed it

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Hey it's angst time over here! Chapter one of A Cold And Unfamiliar Home is up! SUMMARY:

Home is where the heart is, and unfortunately, that's not here. A what-if coming off the premise that Macen Barro survives the arrival in Andromeda - only that isn't a story with a happy ending.

RATING: M PAIRINGS: Barrix & Vetryder CHAPTERS: 1/14 posted (14/14 written) WORD COUNT: 5,334 published (84,840 total)

#not me just staring this and #the “has my second turned up yet” immediately making me cry #MACEN WHY MUST YOU HURT ME ON CHRISTMAS?? #im so excited for this fic agfjglgl