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had to kanejify this one
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there is no discourse between gen z and millenials. we are siblings. come on lil bro, ill take you to amc. yeah we can go there early and play the arcade games before the movie starts.
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I just think it’s important to understand that “you’re always going to be mentally ill” isn’t the same thing as “you’re always going to be unhappy”
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*minces onion and garlic for you with romantic intentions*
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I find it fascinating that people who choose not to have children are generally assumed to feel really strongly about not having children (or even to feel really strongly against children, anyone’s children, in general). I am probably not going to have children, not because I REALLY REALLY HATE the idea of having children, but because I don’t really really love it. Out of all the major decisions I will make in my life, this one is the only irreversible one. I can sell a house, quit a job, divorce a spouse, whatever. I cannot unhave a child. I cannot opt out of being a parent once I become a parent. I can’t even take a step back for the sake of self-care or whatever, or else my child will suffer.
So for me, having children is fuck yes or not at all. The default will be to remain childfree. Having children should be an opt-in decision, not an opt-out one. Until/unless I develop really strong feelings about wanting to have children, I won’t have them, even if that means I never end up having them at all.
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a scientist will see a mouse and say put that beast in a situation
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I’m watching The Sword in the Stone for the first time in decades and I’ve gotten to the part where Merlin is trying to get Arthur to lose his virginity to a squirrel.
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i feel like tumblr would expose super heroes secret identities real fast with all its crazy ass jokes
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everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this song
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PIRACY MASTERPOST
FREE STEAM GAMES
ALL SIMS 4 DLC
VIMM'S LAIR (a website full of emulators and ROMs, especially for Nintendo games/consoles!)
BASICALLY PHOTOSHOP BUT FREE
FREE MOVIES/TV SHOWS
EVEN MORE FREE MOVIES/TV SHOWS (AFDAH)
FREE MINECRAFT (TLAUNCHER)
THE PIRATE BAY
3DS EMULATOR (CITRA)
3DS ROMS
ALL ADOBE PRODUCTS FOR FREE
ANIME AND TV SHOW PIRACY
A HUGE MASTERPOST OF PIRACY INFORMATION AND SOURCES
SPOTIFY + YOUTUBE WITHOUT ADS
Feel free to reblog with more!
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Y'all are amazing. Reblog to hug the person you're reblogging from.
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CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY
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that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.
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Why does everyone think that when they get superpowers they have to either be a villain or a hero or use their powers for some cause. FUCK THAT. I’m using my telekinesis to get chores done. I’m using my water breathing abilities to dress as a creepy mermaid and scare the fuck out of surfers. Man, I don’t have time to develop a moral code or goal. My powers will be used to spice up my life and the lives of everyone around me in minor ways whether y’all like it or not. 
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gender envy and calling ppl gender was like just a quirky little injoke between trans zoomers on the internet it was never meant to be this super serious clinical term or trans exclusive experience… “dont call ppl gender if ur cis” do whatever u want its not even a real thing oh my fucking god
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corporations trying to profit off of queer people by showing their support for only one month of the year is bad
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it’s fun to watch conservatives get pissed that they can’t shop at target anymore because the big bad rainbows will corrupt their children :(
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the existence of rainbow capitalism in the first place proves that society is now in a place where supporting queer people is the more profitable and thus more popular opinion and that means something
are all viewpoints that can absolutely coexist
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my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time
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