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if yr doing a final girl in yr horror movie YOU NEED TO KILL HER BOYFRIEND that's the absolute rule

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new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish

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butch lesbians and trans men when they see the most badly designed early 2000s jesse pinkman graphic tees made for 12 year old boys and limp bizkit fans paired with knee length cargo shorts

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Good morning

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friend of mine at the dinner table said "how do you kiss someone for over twelve minutes and not, like, die?" and i was like "do you think people hold their breath???" and they said "no, but i mean, how do you keep your face on someone's face for THAT LONG?" and i said "it's NOT hard, i've made out for WAY longer than twelve minutes, twelve minutes is NOTHING it's like BARELY ANYTHING!" and my other friend who's 19 going on 12 just looks me dead in the eye and says "OKAY, PUSSYMASTER!" and guys, i think i have a new official title i'm going to ask that everyone address me by,

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Girl with Pearl Earring, at the museum - Johannes Vermeer

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Having a therapist who isn't used to trans patients will truly have you feeling like Koko the gorilla trying to articulate your feelings in a coherent way. "No peepee huge honkers, I cry? Huge honkers no peepee, sadness, doctor."

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when did this happen???

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"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

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morning mobility routine

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my dad is so funny because if you actually asked him point blank if he's an ally i dont think he'd know how to respond but like a year ago he was talking about when he used to sell houses in the 90s and he was like "yeah we had a gay couple come in and i had to tell one of my coworkers to stop being rude to them. then they invited me to their housewarming party, i dont know why. after that i had a bunch of gay couples come in and specifically ask for me, isnt that weird?" and he legitimately had never connected the dots

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You are not immune to propaganda, and that includes puritanical ideas about sex and kink. You gotta check yourself regularly for the brain worms.

No, just because it makes you uncomfortable doesn't automatically make it wrong. Disgust is not a basis for morality.

I regularly see people (even self professed kinky ones) accuse people into ABDL or plushophilia or hard cnc of being sex offenders. Like no bitch, just because you find it gross doesn't mean it's a moral failing or that they are some kind of sex criminal.

Stop it. Check yourself for brain worms. If you aren't into it, keep scrolling and forget about it

#HOW IS PLUSHOPHILIA ANYWHERE NEAR SEX OFFENDER.... #The other two I get people having a moral whiplash towards but plushophilia ????

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Taylor Swift and that football player broke up??? She's been seen with a new guy too??? Some racer???

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