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I feel bad for the people who skip the short films cuz they miss out on gems like these

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The new Saw movie got delayed guys, but don't worry!!! They're just rewriting the script to make Adam alive and the MC, and the movie will end with Adam and Lawrence having hot, passionate se-

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why is adam a twink who lacks love from his father and Lawrence happens to be a dilf

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the year is 2025. the LONG anticipated saw XI has just hit theaters worldwide. you’re sitting in the theatre and “Hello Zep” begins to play. tensions are high. suddenly, he appears. Adam Stanheight, in the flesh. he’s alive. he’s been alive the whole time. the scene quickly cuts to a 1.5 second clip of Adam and Lawrence fucking on the bathroom floor. the credits roll.

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just watched brokeback mountain for the first time, i’m bawling my fucking eyes out. fuck jake gyllenhaal and heath ledger

#these bitches are too gay for me #brokeback mountain #jack twist #ennis del mar

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You know Jigsaw is evil because all his silly lil notes are all in times new roman font

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classic good old mark hoppus hops :) 🐇

#mark HOPpus

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Like to STAB

Reblog to STAB AGAIN

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I need her in a way that is unhealthy for all humankind

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Adam would have the funniest ‘where were you when 9/11 happened’ story

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William Easton (Peter Outerbridge) in Saw VI

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they match

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cba to properly colour him so here you go 🫶

#norton nation #edward norton

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i can’t watch saw i’ll get horny

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banger tweet from my twt

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SAW(2004) AU : Its the same, but Cary & Leigh didn't hide their accents. Adam as Australian and Lawrence as british..

#adam should’ve been aussie #lawrence should’ve been a stereotypical tea-drinking brit #i would go FERAL if thay happened #just watch me