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All I'm saying is anybody who thinks the Japanese animation industry commits uniquely baffling crimes upon the English language has not properly appreciated what it does to German.

#ive been taking german as my language requirement and suddenly understanding the gratuitous german in fantasy anime has been hilarious

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A satirical papyrus showing a lady mouse being served wine by a cat while another cat dresses her hair, a third cares for her baby, and a fourth fans her. The mice have hilarious huge, round ears.

Where: Egyptian Museum Cairo

When: New Kingdom

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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

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Gyaru landsknecht by centurii-chan@CenturiiC

#art reblog

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if you’re writing a modern AU baldur’s gate fic that’s great but I think Lae’zel should just be 100% the same.

make everyone else humans and give them careers or whatever but Lae’zel should still be an alien from another plane who grew up on a comet. throwaway line about some magic she can use to disguise herself.

ideally a single character will be onto her and descending into madness while they figure this out as a B-Plot to whatever the fic’s actually about

or the characters know but they’re cool with it and it doesn’t matter to the plot whatsoever.

just a normal barista…falling in love…..and my roommate is from another dimension please don’t ask

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guess who made a wargame with thirteen thousand seven hundred and ninety-nine unit statblocks

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popular "average monkey learns one new thing a day" statistic incorrect. Curious Georg,

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laios truly gets it (◕‿◕)♡

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#im glad im not the only one who thought of that

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AITA for starting a successful business?

I found a great resource that I could use to make clothing products that everyone needs, so I did what comes naturally and started chopping down the trees and made lots of money. But this little orange guy doesn’t like me chopping down trees and becoming successful. He keeps trying to find ways to stop me because he “speaks for the trees” but that’s whackery because trees can’t consent! He’s preventing my innovation and my customers from purchasing. AITA? It’s him right. I’m just following my destiny. Capitalism wins baby! 😎 The American Dream to build factories, sell, sell, sell and expand until there’s nothing left to take from the land. I’m so rich and successful right now, ain’t no way that little orange guy should be stopping me. I mean, how bad can I possibly be?

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Never use Surfshark VPN

I just wanted to make this post to warn yall about it, I am not a tech genius but I wanted to get a vpn and surfshark was one I knew about so i subscribed to them because it seemed ok, that was where I fucked up.

fast forward a year and now I am trying to cancel my yearly auto-renewing subscription which costs 70 fuckin bucks, didnt find much use in surfshark as it was too laggy when using its vpn services so i go to billing and try to cancel.

there was no cancel button so that was odd, and you cant turn off auto-renew so i figure ill just get rid of my card info so it cant charge me.

i cant or at least i cant figure out how.

I go to help and find the cancellation area after scrolling past why you should keep the subscription and it tells me to contact their live support to cancel, It requires my name and gmail, I know for a fact my gmail is correct but it says its wrong and that my name is wrong no matter how many ways I enter it and I cant find a possible username anywhere on the site i could use. Its for all practical reasons impossible for me to cancel, not just the fact I cant even talk to customer support, but the people on reddit that do, talk to a bot and then the agents take months to actually turn off the subscription so it charges again and there is no refunds.

dont use surfshark VPN

#heads up if anyone reading this gets into a situation like this; #call the bank u have the credit card with and tell them to block any charges from the company ur having the problem with #depending on that company’s degree of scumminess they may try to insist that ur on the hook for the money after they fail to autocharge you #but legally u are not

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Chilchuck and senshi shenanigans

(in reference to how Chilchuck is actually middle-aged and has adult children)

#art reblog

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THIS WAS AN ACTUAL POST BY THE POKEMON COMPANY. 

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farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders