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CONTACT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS

CONTACT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS 

CONTACT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS 

CONTACT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS

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Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this. 

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fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

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I’ve only seen paintings of this painting

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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Dormant Predators

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as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

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I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness. So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started: Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.

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I’M

THE HIGHWAYMAN

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Art by Justine Thibault

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make your title 'lurker' and your icon a fucking cheese i don't care. just look like a real person thanks 👍

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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

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i finally made my own character bingo go nuts inbox (feel free to rb)

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Congratulations on your newfound freedom from Tumblr Jail!! May I request your skrunkliest Bat?

Hmmmm my skrunkliest??

Sorry, I can’t pick a favorite so I’ll make a compilation.

And this guy

I’ve got ten (10) bats here. Let’s take a vote. Which do you think is most skrunkly? Tell me in the replies.

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Mens tits. You agree. Reblog.