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Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark (1988)

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#i know im a winter defender #but i also live in texas. and 95 F is not that bad #thats going to the river weather! #above 100 would make me change my mind #polls

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Yes this poll is very biased in favor of North America lol

#we didnt get cartoon network growing up :( #so disney and nick #polls

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Write a horror story in the format of an Internet search history

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It's that very special time of the year where college students start calculating the minimum grade they need on the final to still pass

#fwiw i need a minimum 55 to pass #and a 90 to get an A #glowing posts

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Shirt Dresses // Jambats

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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I know time loop stories are often about characters going on an emotional journey and/or learning a lesson but if I was stuck in a time loop I would very quickly stop caring about consequences

Who cares if I spend all my money if the purchase wouldn't have even happened the next day? Who cares if I finally flip someone at work off? If I got angry and wanted to throw my phone at the wall, I could without needing to buy a new one.

Coming out of a time loop must be incredibly difficult. You'd have to relearn small petty consequences the way an astronaut relearns gravity after returning to earth. You have to relearn how to live like the next day actually matters.

#imagine getting your period for the first time after years of a time loop #hellish

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i know this is coming from a place of like intense sexual objectification and homophobia and racism not to mention the world ending efforts of big oil but unfortunately it is so funny

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ppl using ahh instead of ass is the corniest shit ever like it actually pisses me off a little

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Is it weird that I want the holding cell flat? I wanna put my friends in there and give them puzzles to solve to be let out 🥰🫶

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Good Luck, Babe!

#chappell roan

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Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

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