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Soo, fun fact, Chevalier Charles was an actual person who executed King Louis XVI... Is Kaneshiro dropping some foreshadowing, or is this just a coincidence? So far, the only person who has a royal title attached to himself is Kaiser... Uhm...

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Thinking about what went on at Olympus during the Trojan War is so interesting cause it must have been so tense in there at times 😭 but even before like. Who made the decision to choose *Paris* in particular and did they know who he was ?? (I assume they did because well they're gods) Because if they did. What was Hera's role in it ? Because if he picked her as the winner, she would have a Trojan as her protégé. You know who else is a Trojan ? Ganymede ! (Thinking of him during the war destroys me.) So... Did Zeus pick Paris hoping he'd choose her ? Did Hermes do it ? Was it just the first man they saw ? So many questions...

And speaking of Trojans, Apollo kinda contributed to the doom of his own side when you think about it

Ares has an *interesting* depiction during the Iliad but it's quite funny how he was just unbothered at first to the point of changing sides because Aphrodite asked him to 😭 over his own MOTHER and sister he's whipped fr

Hypnos' appearances are funny too like his whole thing with Hera 😭 "I'm not making Zeus asleep again did you forget what happened last time ?"

*What happened last time :*

Nyx @ Zeus :

Hypnos : Yeah so I'm not doing that again

Hera : Your girlfriend in marriage

Hypnos :

"...Swear it on the Styx"

Hera : "I swear you'll have her as your wife"

Hypnos : "DEAL !"

And then him and Thanatos have to carry Sarpedon's dead body off the field because that's what being a nepo baby gets you in Ancient Greece. (Did Zeus ever know about Hypnos usung his power on him again ? Guess we'll never know)

There's also a quote I found on Theoi.com about what happens supposedly he put Zeus to sleep which I find absolutely hilarious, go check Pasithea's to see it. Hypnos is as much of a horny one as any other god 😭😭😭 that was one of the funniest euphemisms I ever read.

Just noticed I got distracted. How did I go from Ganymede's no good decade to this

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This. This is art

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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#I'm laughing so much please #THIS is my type of jokes

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Palia enjoyers, hear me out for a second...

Wouldn't it be cute if we also could send letters to the villagers?

Like, think about it! Being able to go to our mailbox, selecting a villager, selecting a type of letter and then receiving some type of reply the next day!

Choosing between different types of letters; "Send thoughtful Letter to...", "Send Love Letter to...", "Send Encouraging Letter to..." etc etc!

The options & replies you receive possibly changing across different friendship & romance levels...I just think it would be cute.

Thoughts?

#Oh my god I'd love this I'd send Reth love letters every day

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WHY IS THERE A REFERENCE TO THE ROMAN EMPIRE MEME I'M SCREAMING

#max plays palia #palia game

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So right now the list of characters I want to meet consist of Nuroo, the bard that comes sometimes into the inn, Kenyatta's aunt and cousin, whatever the hell is the being that ate the blueberries and the pie and knows how to write (seriously you can't just dump that on me and leave WHO WAS THAT), the dude who lived on my parcel before me and his friend, Jel's sisters (the rebel one sounds amazing), Sifuu's wife if she's still alive

(and date a few of them ofc)

Edit : forgot about Enzo and Delaïla's rival I'm ashamed

#palia spoilers #Max plays Palia #There's more but I'm trying to be half realistic here #Just 2 of them would be awesome already

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Hey we saw you from across the glade and we really hate your vibe.

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Speaking of Palia I need them to add more space for brooches because Nai'o just noticed I wasn't wearing his and jfkekgkskdj and I'm too scared to remove one of the other ones. LET ME WEAR MY EIGHT BROOCHES

#palia spoilers #Max plays Palia

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Holy shit I just got two shocking comments in a row first Subari telling me Ashura has a GRANDDAUGHTER I think I can say bye to a future romance his son option and TWO. SIFUU. LIKES LOOKING AT RETH MY MOUTH FELL OPEN PLEASE. LIKE SURE I TOTALLY GET IT BUT WHAAAAAT ???? I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT AT ALL

#Max plays Palia #palia spoilers #He is a bit young but it's just appreciating so I guess it's fine

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i like aphrodite's matching makeup with ares :)

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it'll never happen in canon but I want ego and anri to get sued so bad. the blue lock facility has cameras everywhere so there's no way there isn't a ton of incredibly incriminating unaired footage just waiting to be subpoenaed. I want someone to tackle the legality of a bunch of teenagers being surveilled constantly (everywhere except bathrooms and locker rooms!) and then being turned into a reality tv show without their consent. I hope that, like, anything regarding shidou and kunigami's treatment by ego gets addressed. I hope knowing the extent to which the psychological torment of teenagers underpins the neo egoist league kills its fandom overnight. I hope there are a million video essays. and more than ANYTHING else, I want to see how ego jinpachi handles being deposed

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Aphrodite truly being a woman like what the fuck are you saying she "fumbled" her arranged husband; don't ever say that in front of me I will see red

Praying for Hades 2 to not botch it up too bad (Aphrodite having the same facepaint as Ares sign me UPPPP)

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Reth' friendship 4 event I am in shambles

#I WANNA HUG HIM SO BAD #THE TRACKER TATTOO THING ALSO ???? #I'M GONNA GET YOU OUT OF HERE #I'm gonna go against the whole cartel on my own don't try me #And then he'll live with me or Tish #palia spoilers

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ODYSSEUS IN HADES 2 OHHHHHHH

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Greek mythology retelling with Ares as the dad of the year (Phobos Deimos Harmonia Alcippe Anteros + I'm not the step-father, I'm the father who stepped up for Eros), beast on the dancefloor, always hanging out with women (the way I've always seen Eris and Enyo being called his sisters but never Zeus&Hera's daugthers ??? HELLOOOO), never being one for curses and always resorting to murder, eloquent, claustrophobic and with daddy issues when ?

...*sigh* *opens Google doc*

#Max rants #Greek myths #I'd do anything for a Ares Hermes Artemis trio as well they'd be so fun together

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The only Palia NPC I know I will not be dating as of now is Tamala because her relationship with Hassian was bad enough but I just got a line with her talking shit about his mom in a pretty much misogynistic way and I went yeah no lfmao. (I mean no shit she doesn't like you with what you did to her son 😭)

Hassian himself I'm still gonna date I think. He was kinda the first one I wanted to date but his comment about Reth were a turn-off (ironically I became obsessed with Reth very soon after) but he's still attractive, his mom and dog are cool, and I want him to stop being an asshole towards me (also I'm curious about how his love of mushy romances will affect the romance route) (I'm almost at friendship level 3 so he's been a bit better but still)

I'm on the fence about Hodari cause the romances options are mainly young adults so to me our character is as well and it weirds me out a bit. I love Najuma but not in a step-mom way 😭 and considering I'm romancing Nai'o as well that would make me Auni's big sis and Najuma's step-mom which doesn't sit right with me.

I wonder if in the future we'll get to romance characters who only have been mentioned so far *cough* Nuroo *cough* (or Kenyatta's cousin lmao) but given it's mostly men and there's already less romanceable women...

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