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gobusto · 19 hours
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You guys really liked my last poll so
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gobusto · 2 days
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gobusto · 2 days
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a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod
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gobusto · 2 days
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Fuck why'd nobody tell us it was Ed Balls day?
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gobusto · 3 days
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the defense unit
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gobusto · 3 days
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for some reason, i've started saying "die" out loud to indicate that i want something on my computer screen (like ads) to go away
☝️ but i specifically say it sort of like this
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gobusto · 3 days
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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gobusto · 4 days
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love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway
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gobusto · 4 days
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MIKU MIKU BEEEAAAMMMMM!
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gobusto · 4 days
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I feel bad posting this again so soon after last time, but I have to pick up my HRT medication in a couple days, and my dosage has been increased, so I'm not sure what it's going to run me. (On top of the price generally being unreliable/unstable anyway.)
So I'll be posting this link to my Ko-Fi again. Please consider donating if you've enjoyed any of my writing recently, and consider sharing this around if you can't help directly.
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gobusto · 4 days
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mutuals you would sit on a power line like little birds with
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gobusto · 5 days
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Let's enjoy
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do your best
with
S M I L E
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you should explode. this isnt a hate anon i just think you would benefit from the enrichment
this is single handedly the funniest ask ive ever gotten
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How long do you have to be on T until you can start on R, A, N, and S
i can’t even think of a worthy reply this is the best ask ive ever gotten
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i was telling my roommate about how the first girl i ever had a crush on in high school was really into homestuck, which made me read all of it to impress her. and how, even though we never became more than acquaintances, reading homestuck caused a ripple effect that changed the trajectory of my life forever. and my roommate. my roommate just looks at me and goes “revolver ocelot behavior.” how the fuck do i recover from this
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