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thejackalgod:

goddessofcats:

thejackalgod:

goddessofcats:

Mortals keep getting crazier and crazier with every millennia.

And the stuff they have your vessel doing for entertainment, wow.

That bad, huh?

Are people allowed to “make out” in elevators? 

Evidently?

...

Niiiiiiiice.

That Dr. Sexy, M.D. show's...good?

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thejackalgod:

goddessofcats:

thejackalgod:

goddessofcats:

I mean personally I don’t get it because there doesn’t seem to be that much life saving happening. I thought that’s what hospitals are for?

It’s mortal stuff, Bast.  I don’t think even they know what they’re doing half the time.

Mortals keep getting crazier and crazier with every millennia.

And the stuff they have your vessel doing for entertainment, wow.

That bad, huh?

Are people allowed to "make out" in elevators? 

That Dr. Sexy, M.D. show's...good?

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thejackalgod:

goddessofcats:

I mean personally I don’t get it because there doesn’t seem to be that much life saving happening. I thought that’s what hospitals are for?

It’s mortal stuff, Bast.  I don’t think even they know what they’re doing half the time.

Mortals keep getting crazier and crazier with every millennia.

And the stuff they have your vessel doing for entertainment, wow.

That Dr. Sexy, M.D. show's...good?

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That Dr. Sexy, M.D. show's...good?

I mean personally I don't get it because there doesn't seem to be that much life saving happening. I thought that's what hospitals are for?

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iamthetrickster:

goddessofcats:

Me being nice? Scary, ain’t it?

Still. They’re my babies.

Downright horror worthy.

Just don’t set ‘em on me.

Spooky.

Cross my heart.

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iamthetrickster:

goddessofcats:

Mhm.

Harming a cat in anyway was punishable by death in the old days…I just heard how that would sound to you and I swear, I’m not threatening you.

Well that’s an interesting new development.

Don’t worry, I’d know if you were threatening me. Yeah, but I’ve never been Egyptian. Rules don’t apply.

Me being nice? Scary, ain't it?

Still. They're my babies.

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iamthetrickster:

goddessofcats:

It’s the truth.

They’re my sacred animals. My “babies” as mortals often refer to their pets as these days.

Seriously, is it?

They’d live, don’t worry.

Mhm.

Harming a cat in anyway was punishable by death in the old days...I just heard how that would sound to you and I swear, I'm not threatening you.

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iamthetrickster:

goddessofcats:

Yeah, you are.

…

You’re a monster.

Wow, agreement.

….

I hate cats.

It's the truth.

They're my sacred animals. My "babies" as mortals often refer to their pets as these days.

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iamthetrickster:

goddessofcats:

N’aw.

I’ll set cats on you.

I’m just that nice.

I’ll freeze them.

Yeah, you are.

...

You're a monster.

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iamthetrickster:

goddessofcats:

I bet, I’ll get it eventually.

Quit it.

I believe in you.

Never.

N'aw.

I'll set cats on you.

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iamthetrickster:

goddessofcats:

I’ll have to acquire it.

Ilikehisvessel’shair. We’re used to long hair.

It’s great.

Teenager. That’s all I’m gonna say.

I bet, I'll get it eventually.

Quit it.

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iamthetrickster:

goddessofcats:

I was trying to be sarcastic too…Dammit.

Really? It’s above my shoulders. It doesn’t feel right. 

It’s an acquired skill.

Egyptians. Anubis complained about his hair, too.

I'll have to acquire it.

Ilikehisvessel'shair. We're used to long hair.

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iamthetrickster:

goddessofcats:

Why should I be modest? I’m a goddess. 

It’s too short. The body’s outstanding, though. I love the face. I really got lucky.

I was being sarcastic.

Nah, not too short. No kidding.

I was trying to be sarcastic too...Dammit.

Really? It's above my shoulders. It doesn't feel right. 

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iamthetrickster:

goddessofcats:

‘Course I haven’t. I like myself too much to change anything.

Although I love this vessel. 

Modest, too.

I’m likin’ the hair.

Why should I be modest? I'm a goddess. 

It's too short. The body's outstanding, though. I love the face. I really got lucky.

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iamthetrickster:

goddessofcats:

I’m sorry apparently you don’t like it when I laugh really loudly at something concerning you so I’m going to stay extremely quiet.

Well, you haven’t changed a bit.

'Course I haven't. I like myself too much to change anything.

Although I love this vessel. 

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iamthetrickster:

goddessofcats:

I bet.

And?

And, Marvel is what I was laughing at.

I'm sorry apparently you don't like it when I laugh really loudly at something concerning you so I'm going to stay extremely quiet.

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iamthetrickster:

goddessofcats:

That’s…interesting?

So you get to poke fun at the mortals butchering my image but I don’t get to laugh about Sleipnir?

It’s terrifying. 

Marvel didn’t say a thing about Sleipnir.

I bet.

And?