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Ngl might make this canon,,, let Dazzle and Emily be friends!!!

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More Lute headcanons from your resident @ask-lute because idk:

She struggles with alexithymia and being detached from her own emotions. This causes her to dive into her work, she avoids her difficulty with emotions by putting all her energy into stuff she's passionate about.

She's a people pleaser, though it's in more subtle ways than just doing stuff for everyone.

She seeks praise and affirmation though she would never admit it. This is why she can't seem imperfect. Her identity is tied to being flawless in the eyes of Heaven.

She was in love with Vaggie. But because she struggles with emotions it caused Lute to grow resentment towards her.

She loved Adam too, but didn't pursue anything serious with him because she knew he wasn't the best at handling her when she needed someone to listen.

Adam and Lute did share intimate and loving moments but they were disguised as a no strings attached deal.

Conversely Vaggie was her emotional support, much like Vaggie is there for Charlie she was absolutely there for Lute. But when she started feeling more for Vaggie, Lute started withdrawing and treating her like an inconvenience.

When Lute says "you were always weak" she is not only referring to the incident with the cannibal child, but the fact that Vaggie was so open with her feelings around her, and Lute couldn't understand her own so she saw any kind of emotional display as weakness.

She overlooked Vaggie sparing sinners before, but because her resentment grew she took the cannibal child as an opportunity to 'deal with her'.

I don't think Lute, herself, would spare anyone, I do think she is that sadistic, but it comes from the inability to process her own issues appropriately. (Not an excuse, just an explanation)

She loves puns, I've said this one before, she thinks they're so bad that she loses her shit over them.

Despite being authoritarian, she enjoys anti-authoritarian music most. Punk and Grunge being her favorites, but she listens to most anything.

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I just got my undercut redone yesterday and that short fuzz is soooooo soft.

The only reason Rosie lets Alastor walk around with that bob + undercut is because she wants short fuzz to scritch when he visits.

Alastor does not like it. At all. Look at that face. That is the face of a man in anguish.

Edit: I realise now I forgot to draw his monocle after the first frame XD

Also commissions are still open!

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Date night 🍸🥃🥰

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Vaggie what do you MEAN you didn't know Angels could be harmed?? Lute literally took your eye out???

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platonic radiorose dynamic where alastor seeks comfort in rosie because she reminds him of his mom, which brings out alastor’s humanity and vulnerability, which in turn disturbs him deeply

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Cuddle the hell out of him, Rosie

And do tell everyone

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yall are pro mental illness until they hallucinate

yall are pro mental illness until they dissociate

yall are pro mental illness until they self-isolate

yall are pro mental illness until they're paranoid

yall are pro mental illness until they split

yall are pro mental illness until it's too Scary for your comparatively neurotypical brain to handle

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He's so dramatic

Another little thing, of my personal favourite scene in my recent Queerplatonic RadioRose fic, Where's The Ring?

Alastor's reputation took a hit and he needs to whine about his bruised ego to his wife. His whining is more clingy than verbal.

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I get intense migraines....and meds aren't working as well, so I did this real quick. (I get clingy too) 🤕

*Upset radio frequency*

Rosie knows just what to do ~

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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I like to think he just shows up without letting her know (often startling her on purpose), so she snapped at him that she was busy with the Emporium today, and he has to wait to have fun😂

Now Rosie's annoyed, so he better start behaving and tune that attitude to a different station 😂

I draw the goofiest stuff 😂

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"This is Rosie, the most darling, delightful, and dangerous Overlord this side of the Pentagram."

"Oh, always such a charmer."

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Alastor: “Now, let’s talk about literally anything else please!”

Me: “Good! Cause I don’t know where you went so I can’t go further with this!😂”

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She can freely touch him

and make comments like that?

The shared hatred for that one particular person?

But also the mutual compliments?

Peak friendship if you ask me. They're truly besties ❤️