The opposite of a mansion murder mystery where everyone present is a bounty hunter who really wants to take credit for the murder and the detective has to find out who really did it
After I saw Senshi making bread and having the time of his life, my brain went into overdrive. One day later and I have way too many pastries. I have no idea what I am going to do with them. Nearly all of my friends live elsewhere, my classes tomorrow are canceled. I will be eating pastries for days. And all of this, just because my lizard brain saw someone going absolutely feral over baking and went, guess what we haven't done in a while? This is why. This is fucking why...
My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.
With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.