some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures
my psych book:
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i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend
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my mum’s taking my dog to get his nuts removed today
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Yesterday night a lady came through our drive through and was like “the way the planets are aligning and the fact that we’re getting a blood moon has me worried. I sense severe werewolf activities on the horizon. You better walk your coworker to her car tonight after you’ve closed” and I didn’t even know what to say I was just like “yes ma’am”
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Today on clownery from my fraternity: I started “pavlov training” this guy from my frat as a joke but now it’s actually working
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me working on my graphic novel
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bubbline my beloved
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UPDATE! together we raised a total of $6,206.62 for Anera and Masjid al-Rabia! thank you so much everyone!!! i will also be making individual donations to Palestinian Youth Movement and Jewish Voice for Peace, and would love to encourage anyone to join me. going forward, i think supporting direct action networks will be more important than ever. thank you again ❤️
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every single time
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some eevee and eeveelus
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if you're wondering why THIS tiktok ban bill made it through the senate unlike last time...
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@herethereverywhere
tradgedy enjoyers when you look into the eyes of your worst enemy and can only see yourself
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