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Tumblr's Poorest Little Meow Meow

A poor little meow meow, by definition, must have three traits: soppingly wetly pathetic, squishy scrungly cute (or a similar attribute), and morally ambiguous. YOU will be voting for characters to win the title of

Poorest Wettest Saddest Littlest Meow Meow!

Character nominations were limited to one character per fandom and were crowdsourced.* Match-ups were made on a seeded basis according to character popularity, in the hopes of preventing a popularity contest from happening. Remember, it doesn't matter if they're your blorbo, we're trying to find the SADDEST and MOST ATROCIOUS little meow meow. Please evaluate how well they fill the attributes of a PLMM when you vote!

*If your poorest little meow meow didn't make the cut, sorry! Maybe we'll hold another round.

Polls will be held daily at noon EST. Here's the bracket. It's not fancy; nothing about this will be fancy. (These polls are just as pathetic as the characters they represent.)

All posts will be tagged #tumblr's plmm contest

Check below for a list of all poll posts:

Round One (Feb 3 noon EST)

Loki Laufeyson (Marvel) vs. Jiang Cheng (The Untamed) Prince Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender) vs. L (Death Note) Izzy Hands (Our Flag Means Death) vs. Father Paul (Midnight Mass) Vriska Serket (Homestuck) vs. Kaeya Alberich (Genshin Impact) Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who) vs. Joel Miller (The Last of Us) Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad) vs. Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb) Derek Hale (Teen Wolf) vs. Kendall Roy (Succession) Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars) vs. Lestat de Lioncourt (Interview with the Vampire) Dream of the Endless (The Sandman) vs. Emet Selch (Final Fantasy XV) Howl Jenkins (Howl's Moving Castle) vs. Daemon Targaryen (House of the Dragon) Arthur Morgan (Red Dead Redemption 2) vs. Harry du Bois (Disco Elysium) Bruce Wayne aka RBattz (The Batman) vs. Villanelle (Killing Eve) Will Graham (Hannibal) vs. Seong Gi-hun (Squid Game) Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives) vs. Catra (She-Ra) Yennefer of Vengerberg (The Witcher) vs. Faith Lehane (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Castiel (Supernatural) vs. Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows)

Round Two (February 4 noon EST)

TBD

Round Three (February 5 noon EST)

TBD

Round Four (February 6 noon EST)

TBD

Final Round (February 7 noon EST)

TBD

The winner will be crowned on February 8. May the most sopping wet paper towel of a person win!

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mantras for a new generation

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I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again

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Vía pinterest

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TWE23 Round 2

Currently voting!

Match 1: Misato (Neon Genesis Evangelion) vs. Yor Forger (Spy x Family) Match 2: Yennefer (The Witcher) vs. Yzma (Emperor's New Groove) vs. Spambot Samantha (Your notes) vs. Azula (Avatar the Last Airbender) vs. Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon) vs. Marge Simpson (The Simpsons) vs. Bidget (Guilty Gear) vs. Reagan Ridley (Inside Job) vs. Nadja (What We Do In The Shadows) vs. Fairy Godmother (Shrek) Match 3: Elle Woods (Legally Blonde) vs. Rey Skywalker (Star Wars) Match 4: Marceline (Adventure Time) vs. Edna Mode (The Incredibles) Match 5: Malfina (married to Conneticut Clark) vs. Ena (ENA) Match 6: Bowsette (Super Mario Bros) vs. Harley Quinn (DC) Match 7: Queen (Deltarune) vs. Morticia Addams (Addams Family) Match 8: Administrator TF2 (Team Fortress 2) vs. Riza Hawkeye (Fullmetal Alchemist) Match 9: Skylar White (Breaking Bad) vs. Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid) Match 10: Hornet (Hollow Knight) vs. Rose Tyler (Dr. Who) Match 11: Barbie (Barbie) vs. Bayonetta (Bayonetta) Match 12: Jessie & James (Pokemon) vs. Velma (Scooby Doo) Match 13: Shego (Kim Possible) vs. Ranni (Elden Ring) Match 14: Eda Clawthorne (The Owl House) vs. Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil) Match 15: Vriska (Homestuck) vs. Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony) Match 16: Katya (Goncharov) vs. Helen (The Magnus Archives)

Round 1 | Next rounds dropping soon!

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#bran flakes

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What a fucking weekend this has been.

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Thought I should make this.

Who did you vote for?

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[CECIL]: "So, as we move into the final hours of the competition, vote! Whether it's for your favorite, local, Night Vale community radio host or some... pile of bones, don't let your voice go unheard.

Also... Well, this might be a little bit outside the rules, but you could even make a second account to show a little more support for whoever you think should win. You probably won't get caught. As City Council declared in a recent press release, "Voter fraud doesn't exist."

"There is no such thing as voter fraud," City Council said last Wednesday, their many mouths moving as one. "No one can vote more than once. We certainly can't. Ha, ha." Some of their feet shuffled. "We definitely did NOT commit voter fraud by using the recently developed cloning technology to make copies of ourselves, force them to vote for us, then bus them into the Whispering Forest where we threw them out. That. Never. Happened," they added emphatically.

Immediately after the press conference they disbanded the City Council's, 'Night Vale committee for Fair Elections', by eating them."

[A door creaks.]

[CECIL]: "Listeners, someone has just entered my studio.

Uhm, excuse me! You're not allowed to be in here!

It looks like it's a small man, with a smoothly bald head, and dark empty eyes...

Oh no. They're sockets. This must be him, this 'Snas' the skeleton. He's coming to defend his title...

Listeners, as I prepare myself for what will surely be a fight to the death, seeing who takes who out first, I take you... To the weather."

[CECIL]: "Welcome back. I know you're all dying to know whether I won the Tumblr sexyman poll, and if I defeated the small skeleton. Well...

I was all ready to fight, getting into a stance, when the skeleton held up his hands. He said that he didn't want to fight, and that he'd come here to concede and hand me the title.

I'll admit, I was a bit taken aback by this at first. Of course, I had to protest. Wouldn't that be unfair to the few people who voted for him, I asked?

But he explained that, since he already won last year, he wasn't really looking forward to all the attention and hassle from winning a second time. And seeing as it apparently meant a lot to me, he'd rather just let me win than miss his wedding.

Yeah, apparently he's about to be wed to someone named Komaeda in a few days? Good for him.

Dear listeners, after his heartfelt plee, I felt I had no choice but to accept the win.

Which means I am now, officially, Tumblr sexyman of 2023. Yay!

Stay tuned next for muffled sounds of celebration, overheard from a neighbour's house nearby.

Good night, Night Vale. Good night."

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Marianne: "Bog! We're going to the bike store!"

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“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket

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Tiktok's enshittification

Here is how platforms die: first, they are good to their users; then they abuse their users to make things better for their business customers; finally, they abuse those business customers to claw back all the value for themselves. Then, they die.

If you’d like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here’s a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/01/21/potemkin-ai/#hey-guys

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