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how i feel when someone reblogs my stuff with a really really nice tag

#i am having kind of a shitty day and ppl being nice to me on my little sketch helped me a little bit :) ty u all

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it’s been a while since i posted a little doodle instead of taking notes drawing like this. birthday girl + her favorite present 💕🎉

#blazblue #🎨

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blueshit blazing (long art post ahead)

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off to have hot gay sex with your mom once again

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#luc enabling my script memorizing autism and making me unable to hear certain basic phrases without beginning to quote the rest of a scene #in blazblue afterward

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#2-3

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every time i go out at night theres a monster

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That time at work last year one of.those dog mask gay guys came in the store . And I told him to bark for me and he did. I didnt expect that for some reason idk what got into me it was awesome though and the customer behind him was like Did u seriously just make that guy bark. What can I say ...

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製造記念日おめでとうございます

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“can anyone hear me” and “its so dark in here” and “who said that” have got to be some of my fav things to say on a post because it brings to mind being locked in a room or lost in a cave, probably because of what youve said. not being called out in desperation, but in much calmer yet still resigned-to-your-fate way. in the case of “who said that” you’re saying something out the side of your mouth or under your breath, sometimes just fully out loud, then feigning bewilderment to whip around and look behind you. Sometimes in this case you’re in a vast and empty wheat field with no audience anyway. In all cases you’re definitely some sort of madman or loon or otherwise totally bonkers. just a glimpse into how my Posting Interpretation is.

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Is all yaoi written/drawn by the same two, three people?

yeah, its written by the father, the son, and the holy spirit

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Peanutbuttergamer if he was a tumblr sexyman

#all the fucking pbg posting reminds me that he lives like the next town over from my hometown so i recognize all the places he films irl #i’ve probably been to the goodwill he gets his goodwill games from…

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I LOVE SCHIZOPHRENICS, GIVING TEENAGERS HRT, REFUGEES, FREE HOUSING FOR ALL AND SHITTY GRAFFITI.

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I don't wish for decent income so I can pay bills, I wish I had a decent income so I could commission artists to draw my OCs.

#frrrr i want disposable income bc i want to commission my friends and buy funny little special interest items off of surugaya

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mutual at age 15: if you ship lapis/jasper you're as bad as an actual abuser

mutual at age 25: ddo you think i could get that middle aged woman to put her cigarette out on me

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#the benefits of waiting in line

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

#my little brother is gen alpha and he is cool #when i get the money to add him to my nso subscription i hope i get to play splatoon with him to keep in touch