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Horse figure of the day: Sylvanian Pony "Jester"

#CUTE. OH MY GOD.

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#communist tax evading gay wine aunt :)

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#ears but mostly big ol neck and head #and lemme tell you! long horse neck over short human neck is Wonky #polls

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Horse figure of the day: Cybis Satin Horsehead (1978)

#OH MY GOD?? #in love with her

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the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post

#my teeth are made for chompin

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animals are so right about nuzzling your face into things

#LITERALLY. #thank god for my gf feeling the same

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As someone who is An Adult With A Job.... if your coworkers have any ounce of humor, they'll actually like it. I have a coworker who makes spot-on crow sounds, another who meows when they're startled, another who barks and grumbles, and most of us will copy each other's funny noises! We get stuck in a meow loop at least once a week.

If you have coworkers around the teen-30s age range, it will most likely come across as funny and cute, as opposed to weird or annoying. Older coworkers are a little more of a mixed bag, but I've never met any who downright dislike my many weird noises.

afraid of what my future uni colleagues will say when i inevitably bark at them on accident

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i'm curious, because when i go through shifts there are times i feel more feral, and there are times where my body feels more anthropomorphic (or human-like) almost like a fursona (scalesona?) of a crocodile.

rb for exposure! i'm very curious about how others interpret their bodies during shifts

#all fours for the horse #digitigrade-ish for the others #horse is just clip cloppin around and i need all ny hooves for that #polls

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Hello fellow horse! :) My name is Autumn Trees, but you may call me Autumn. I'm a frisian horse and seeing you pop up in our notifs made me enter the front. I've never talked to another horse before, I am quite excited! :)

(We're at @talks-with-the-void)

Hi, nice to meet you! I love to see fresians, y'all are so pretty ✨️

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The most beautiful moose in all the land! This rare piebald was spotted near Falher, Alberta in Canada. Check out those eyes!

#PRETTY BABY #moose

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#huh! cool!

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Whispering Meadows Morgan Farm

#CUTE #BABIES!!!

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I just wanna have 4 legs and go really fast is that so much to ask

#we deserve 4 legs to run fast and soft velvety noses #horse therian

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Horse Thing of the week: I keep snorting and it's starting to get annoying. Cut that out, me! No one understands your Horse Noises!

#yall ever make your animal noises unconsciously? #like you make the sound then realize it #and go Ah Wait #Human Does Not Make That Noise #horse therian #horsekin #otherkin #alterhuman #therian

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i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

#correct

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But, I am always dreaming, even when I am awake; it is never finished.

THE LAST UNICORN (1982, Jules Bass and Arthur Rankin Jr.)

#this movie changed me #the last unicorn