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BG3 text - Zevlor (8/?)

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who is your baldur’s gate 3 bf and why is he a non-romance option npc u talk to like three times

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"i'm team black" "i'm team green"

well i am neither because i choose my teams with my pussy and not my moral compass

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"since october 7, too many have been killed . those are lives, really. it’s humanity, really. But apparently we can’t say that."

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Actually there’s a way to ask larian to give us Zevlor as a companion when you go to the website (must have a larian account) go to submit a big/crash instead of doing it there’s a menu where you can choose the report type and just go to feedback and you can submit your desires! That’s what happened before the game released in the early access people asked for Mirtha that’s why we got her now❤️ I submitted already asking for Zevlor and Raphael if the whole community on tumblr do it maybe they’ll gift us something🥹

Thank you for sharing!

You know what to do, Zevlor community

On that same note, I do think it’s verrrryyyy likely that we will get a Zevlor romance (DLC) one day

Out of all npc/non-companions he’s probably the most likely to ever become a companion, he’s just so important all throughout act 1 and 2. There’s no way that Larian will turn a blind eye to his potential

Until that, we should totally continue bringing it up though. Let them know that we’re desperate for this old man, don’t give up!

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Things I miss the most from Early Access:

This moment of celebration with Zevlor. Talking to him as one leader to another was so touching. I'm rather sad and a little depressed over Larian's decision to cut this out upon full release. I genuinely hope it can come back someday. The celebration in Early Access felt far more intimate and warm thanks to this brief but I think very important scene for Zevlor's character.

I think it's where a great many of us fell in love with him too. ❤️

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I love the random BG3 NPC's that people fall in love with.

I'm not talking about Astarion or Shadowheart Simps-

I'm talking about the Alfira simps, the Dammon simps, the Rolan simps the Raphael Simps the Zevlor simps

I see you and you're valid

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Scratch doing the rounds at the tiefling party to get all the scritches

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I haven't even played the game yet

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate iii #astarion x reader #astarion #halsin x reader #halsin #bg3 raphael x reader #bg3 raphael #bg3 zevlor #zevlor #zevlor x reader

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Should’ve went for the wizard instead

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[at parrish’s funeral]

sheriff: *sobs, one hand on the headstone*

sheriff: how could you do this to me? We’re so understaffed-

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him: asking if we are serious

me:

him:

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Astarion Romance Headcanons 🥀

SFW:

Side glances when you're besides him

Full on staring when you're not

Immediately looking away when you catch him

"You know the way he looks at you, don't you, soldier?"

His pinky itching towards yours when you're walking, wanting to hold your hand but unsure because, is it too much? Will you reject him?

His hands scrunching up your shirt tightly whenever you hug. He's always the last to let go.

You hold on longer and longer each time because he doesn't want to let go.

His kisses are tender and needy.

He likes the warmth of your hands.

Thinking of what tones will suit your perfume the best. He'll gift it to you after all this is over.

He'll sew the holes or tears in your clothes over the night and pretend he doesn't know what happened next morning.

When you move to kiss his cheek he will grimace in annoyance but lean in as you do it.

"Be careful around Astarion, (Tav). He's not serious about you.", the others will warn you. And Astarion will worry you'll heed their words more than his so he'll do so much to prove his love to you, not knowing that you already trust him (even if that is an objectively stupid thing to do lmao).

He started sleeping next to you from the moment you had sex but ever since you've entered the shadowlands, he ends up cuddling in the middle of the night. He misses the sun.

He likes kissing the palm of your hand or its back.

Likes to pack your bag before you leave camp.

"No one's ever going to love me like that again."

Ever since you told him that there's more to him than just beauty and sex, that he's hilarious, for instance, he finds ways to make you laugh. He loves it. He's started being a lot more sarcastic and makes more jokes just to hear your laughter. He'll never admit it, of course. Other than maybe when it's only you two.

Doesn't believe he will be able to love again if you let go of him.

"Don't be so nice to me." he says with round, needy and pleading eyes.

Thinking of ways he can show others you're together so others know you're not available.

Hiding his jealousy, terribly.

He will rip the throat out of anyone with malicious intent towards you.

"I will wait the whole of my life for you, Astarion." He doesn't believe it at first, but the longer you go on without sex the safer he feels and the more he wants you.

NSFW:

He sometimes cries silently at night, wishing he could make love to you without it feeling so tainted. He wants it so badly, but his past experience prohibits it. The pain of wanting something and being unable to have it only because of himself is too much. He blames himself too sometimes. Wishing he could give you more.

"I don't mind waiting.", you'd say.

"I do. I can't have you, no matter how much I want you.", he'd say.

When you cuddle him sensing he's upset, he will bury his face in your neck to hide his tears. The smell of you is comforting.

Needing you everytime you're tender with him.

Getting aroused when you hug during a kiss.

Wanting to kiss your skin all over, to make you cry from pleasure as you bury your face in his neck.

Wanting you to hold on to him for dear life as you climax.

When he's finally comfortable enough and takes charge of his own sexuality, he'll be so needy.

Realising that the two nights he had sex with you were nothing compared to how good making love to you feels.

When you give up all control to him, letting him do to you as he wants, the pleasure is almost too much bear. The power he feels is palpable and knowing it is you who trusts him so much will drive him near mad.

He will lose control many times so you have a safe word.

You both think of the stupidest word possible as a safe word. Something that makes you both laugh when it's used.

He likes over stimulating you, making you beg and he'll kiss you to calm you.

"It's okay, you can do it, darling.", he'll say stroking you even further and kissing your tears.

"Does that feel good, my love?"

The more you beg the more he loves it.

He likes playing with your hands, holding them in his, touching your fingers, comparing them to his while you rest on his chest, still warm from him being inside of you.

Resting his head against your chest to hear your heartbeat.

Staring at your face and body intently. Taking in every little reaction you make and replaying them over in his head throughout the day.

Staring at you longingly when you're both with the squad, failing terribly at focusing in battle or conversation.

Getting aroused when you're covered in blood.

Seeing you fighting, in general, turns him on. The smell of your sweat, your rapid heart beat, the way your body moves, all of it now only reminds him of making love to you.

Telling you to say his name whenever he's feeling good and you'll chant it as you cum. He loves how it sounds from your lips.

Resting his forehead against yours as he's close to cumming.

"Look at me.", he'll command you.

He likes when your hands rake his hair, pull his hair, tug it whatever. That slight bit of pain arouses him. Better yet, if you bury your nails into his skin.

He likes to look at you falling asleep. It's such a gentle thing. How can someone so strong otherwise be so soft around him? Why him? Why did someone like you choose someone like him? He can't believe he has you.

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This is the first time in two hundred years I've seen these streets in the sunlight.

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HE DIDN'T WANT TO LET GO HE DIDN'T WANT TO LET GO HE DIDN'T WANT TO LET GO!!! -screams-

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Gelebor reading the Falmer stone for us.

For the first time (I suppose), here's Gelebor speaking in his own mother tongue.

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I did my best with the UESP wiki to put commas and periods, and this was the third of fourth attempt. Each attempt is unique, so in the others, he said "t" instead of "th" on one word, and sadly one had to be thrown because he said "arcaten" instead of "arcten".