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Remus opened his letter, surprised when it appeared to be a howler. The last time he’d heard one was the day before Sirius got disowned back in 5th year.

He was in the dining hall for breakfast, sitting at the staff table. He watched as Harry and Hermione plotted, looking anxious. He blew it off, as it seemed Harry was always weary.

“A howler,” Snape sneered from beside him.

“Astute observation, Severus.” Remus told him, nodding at him.

Remus disregarded Snape, and focused on the howler. There was no name on it, so it was possible it was from a student playing a prank. In good nature, for the prankingnostalgia, Remus opened it.

There was silence for a moment before a loud, booming voice started to yell. “DARLINGGGGG, GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAIL” And it was his Sirius Black. And he knew they would find each other again.

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nothing beats the ship dynamic of “hissy black cat and his loyal golden retriever bf”

I eat that shit up every. single. time.

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I think Grian's flavour of clinginess and inability to be separated from Mumbo is my favorite thing ever, because it's basically all built up around the fact that he needs to be ruining Mumbo's day every waking moment of his life or he goes a little bit stir crazy

He needs his proper dose of pestering this one guy he imprinted onto super hard half a decade ago or else he'll get malnourished and die

If Mumbo isn't either exasperatedly repairing whatever redstone Grian ruined or being dragged along by him to cause even greater problems then Grian crumples in on himself and implodes

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I liked how in Mumbo's video he didn't even acknowledge that he was sharing a locker-room/cubby with Grian. He just kept awkwardly standing in front of Grian's room, like he clearly doesn't have one of his own so he just figures he's supposed to share with Grian. The really funny interpretation is that Tango is counting souls not players and so because Mumbo and Grian share a soul they have to share a cubby as well, it would be really funny if they also had to share a deck/runs. can you imagine a Decked Out run where Grian and Mumbo are handcuffed together and forced to do a dungeon run together, because I assume it would involve a lot of screaming. Also if Mumbo and Grian had to start sharing more things because of the Soul thing Scar would also have to get involved as Grian's "Soulmate".

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SALTBURN Q&A

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the more I watch The Killing of a Sacred Deer the more I'm convinced that it's actually a comedy

"See? My example, it's metaphoric, it's symbolic" says Martin after having literally ripped a piece out of his arm

"We could order food if you're hungry" Kim tells Martin right after he asks her whether she's on her period (saltburn vampire scene premonition strong)

"I won't let you go until you try my tart" Martin's mum tells Steven right after coming onto him by basically stuffing his hand in her mouth (tart is a euphemism, right? also what is it about this fam where they all want to put Steven in their mouths, is this shit hereditary like Martin's dad's heart condition?) "Can I have your mp3 player when you die?" Kim asks her brother matter-of-factly. Deadpan delivery fr

"You'll say, but I only shot one person! How come four people are dead? So if you're gonna dig a hole in the yard, better make it a big one" - a line that could be delivered in all sorts of ways, but Barry does it in a "ur so stupid its kinda hilarious steven" way

"Bob, aren't you gonna come over and give me a hug?" Martin asks knowing full well (and probably being responsible) that Bob cant walk, while himself tied to a chair with a gunshot wound to his leg

Kim throwing things at Martin because he's not "trying hard enough" to heal her is just slapstick honestly That bit where Steven bangs at the door of the Lang house threatening to fuck Martin's mum and Martin himself "just like" he [Martin] wants it? Pure comedic gold The fact that Steven believes Martin can cause direct harm while being tied up and beaten in a basement ("What did you do to [Kim]")? Hilarious actually

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love the demonic force with a side of spaghetti T^T

me when i show up to killing a family competition and see Barryh

sacred deer x saltburn x reddit

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Oh! 🫣😳

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do u still support wilbur

noooo def not, i forgor to take his face off my page oh my goodness my bad, I haven't been paying attention :(

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Thinking about biblically accurate Felix (20yo) and Oliver (19yo)

Felix Catton you are simply a saint for not fucking the daylights out of this lesbian

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video of barry and anthony doing cartwheels in the whitehouse (a sentence i never thought would be typed)

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Bathtub scene this vampire scene that grave scene blah blah non of that were traumatic

The only thing traumatized me was there was no hardcore rough sloppy dom sub til they can't breathe cattonquick sex, they didn't even kiss on the lips 😔😭

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“I loved him” broke me a little…

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sometimes u just have to make ur guys kiss

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Cannon

Felix and Oliver after they finally broke the tension and fcked in the maze and admitted how much they fancy each other.

“oops we finally shagged, i’ll ignore that whole parent thing cause the dick was good”

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No but like...Felix died on Oliver's birthday...the end of Felix but the born of Oliver