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college fees? text books?? the bible said adam and eve not adam and overpriced education

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The moon has known me all my life

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why isn’t there a STRAIGHT pride parade?? why isn’t there WHITE history month? why isn’t there an international MEN’S day!? why isn’t there a hospital for WELL people?? why isn’t there a soup kitchen for RICH people??!?

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don't you just love horror that doesn't rely on sexual violence or vilify mental illness or use jumpscares? don't you just love horror that creates an unsettling atmosphere and an intense feeling of wrongness even after you've suspensed your disbelief to accept that this kind of supernatural exists in that universe? don't you just love horror that's well written

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broke: only slash three tires because if you slash all four then insurance will cover it but they won’t cover three (this is literally not true btw and could serve to establish in court that you were slashing their tires to cause maximum financial damage as opposed to an emotional rage)

woke: slash all four tires because fuck em

bespoke: slash two tires diagonally opposite from each other. nobody has more than one spare, it’s impossible to get up on jacks, and trying to drive it will destroy the undercarriage as it rocks back and forth and slams into the ground

true ending: don’t fucking slash tires because they’re under insane amounts of pressure and putting a knife between yourself and an exploding tire is a bad idea. just get a pair of clippers and cut the valve stem to cause an unfixable leak like a normal person

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multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

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In a house fire there’s a brief moment when some of the food is perfectly cooked

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One day, when millenials take over, instead of sick days we will have “I can’t even” days and our bosses will approve them by saying “it do be like that”