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they're soor cute

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*swinging a totally non-suspicious pocket watch in front of your face*

Rick and Zeep wanted to fuck soooooo nasty. You want Zeep to come back in Season 8 so they can fuck. You want a Rick and Zeep follow-up hookup soooo bad.

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I took your family? Who do you think had more taken from them, when you shot 20 ccs of liquid dream killer into my daughter? She was Ricks’ daughter, Jerry. She had OPTIONS! That all ended because she felt sorry for you. You act like prey but you’re a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims—that’s how you survive. I survive because I know everything. That snake survives because children wander off, And you survive because people think, ‘oh this poor piece of shit, he never gets a break. I can’t stand the deafening silent wails of his wilting soul. I guess I’ll hire him or marry him.’

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another sketch

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can we all agree that rick sanchez is fine

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I love how they are doing the same expressions throughout this whole scene

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you’d think they’d learn how to knock by now

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3pm snack

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rest and ricklaxation

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ricksanchezbignaturals

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I'm so proud of Rick for this...he could've just left...but he didn't want the daughter to blame herself for something that wasn't her fault, Rick constantly blames himself for Diane's death, so he didn't want Pissmaster's daughter to go through the same thing...in my opinion, Rick did nothing wrong in this episode...he was just doing it so the poor girl doesn't blame herself...respects to him.

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No no no no shut up shut your face I swear to god I'm not crying someone is just chopping onions

HIS FACE WHEN MORTY FELL IN HE WAS SO WORRIED

"I'm afraid if I jumped into a hole, you wouldn't even bother jumping in after me! You'd just stay there and watch!"

THE WAY HE ONLY LOOKED AROUND FOR A FEW SECONDS BEFORE MAKING HIS DECISION THE WAY THE TIMELINE DIDN'T SPLIT WHICH MEANS HE WAS 100% ABOUT SAVING MORTY'S LIFE OVER HIS THE WAY HE HAD NO WAY OF COMING BACK TO LIFE AT THIS TIME! I AM NOT OKAY!

THOSE WERE GOING TO BE HIS LAST WORDS!? HIS DYING WORDS WOULD BE FOR MORTY TO BE A BETTER PERSON THAN HIM?! THAT WAS ALL HE WANTED?! OH MY GOD WHO'S CUTTING ONIONS?! STOP!

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2 minutes no looking at pictures of The Character

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early characterisation of rick is so funny with how incompetent and scrappy he is like obviously it's just that the writers kept ramping up the stakes to the point where we are now with rick being unbeatable, hyper-competent and near-omnipotent in any situation but honestly his s1 characterisation doesn't even feel out of place in the context of his crybaby backstory like if u just imagine the extreme emotional crisis he must be going through after pitching up to the home of his alternate-universe grown-up not-dead daughter to keep on the good side of the alternate versions of himself whom he's been slaughtering for decades in an effort to kill his nemesis and he uses this too as a last-ditch effort find said nemesis (which he FAILS, AGAIN) and has to witness firsthand how profoundly unfulfilled, unhappy and unwilling to change those two things his daughter would have been had she survived to adulthood. and also imagine the sheer number of drugs he must be on to cope with all of that. his s1 incompetence is 100% in-character.

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you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?

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He's so boyfriend material PFFT