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AN-TI-BO-DIES

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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Happy World Frog Day from all of the Totally Normal Frogs 🐸

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The two sides of the Zosan coin:

Let Sanji know Zoro ate a stomped sugar onigiri off the floor.

Let Zoro know Sanji was trained as a swordsman.

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The newbie's falling for the former captain of the guards ❤️‍🔥

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The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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the worst part about cardio is the laundry

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One of my favorite hobbies is thinking about the fucked up implications of this fantasy world map my parents got me for christmas

[Image ID: photo of a map. On the left side of the map is Middle Earth, with the Shire and Mordor labeled. To the direct right of Mordor is Whoville.]

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first house posters if they slayed

ft a doodle of what they actually look like rn

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lord the peasants are so loud today