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If this wasn’t a x reader fic I would say that it was Scout doing this

soldier, engie, and medic with a teen reader who got them a fathers day gift for funsies? they aren’t blood related but they do have a significant father-daughter relationship :)

Reader gets mercs a Father’s Day gift

Includes: Soldier, Engineer and Medic

Soldier💖

“Happy Father’s Day, Soldier! I got you a gift ‘cause you’re like a dad to me.”

Soldier’s world completely stopped at your kind words. You thought of him… as a father? He was never so close to crying in his whole life!

You held out the gift for him with a smile, urging him to open it. Soldier took the box from you and tore apart the wrapping paper, revealing a nice pair of combat boots inside

“Hope you like ‘em! They were the last pair—oh!”

Soldier cut you off with a bone crushing hug, squeezing you tight to his chest. He loved you so much and was gonna protect you with his life

Engineer💖

“Happy Father’s Day, Engie. Thanks for being like a dad to me.”

You offered the Engineer a gentle smile, holding up a gift box. His heart melted and tears welled in his eyes. He set his hardhat on the workbench, pushing up his goggles and rubbing at his eyes

“Aw, shucks. That’s… well, darn. I just dunno what to say.”

You smiled at each other for a moment, both overcome with emotion. Before you could tear up yourself, you pushed the gift into his chest

It didn’t matter what you got Engineer. You calling him your dad was honestly all he needed <3

Medic💖

“Happy Father’s Day, Medic. You and Heavy are like my dads so I got you something.”

You set a wrapped present in front of Medic. He gasped, placing a bloody hand on his chest

“Really?” He smiled proudly

You nodded with a big grin. “Of course! Now open it.” You said

The Medic tore away the wrapping paper from his gift, revealing a shiny new bone saw inside. His smile couldn’t of been wider. He exclaimed your name affectionately, gawking at the weapon

If Medic wasn’t covered in blood, he would hug you. Instead, he gave your head a crude pat. Your hair was now bloody, but it was the thought that counted

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Hello 👋

can I get each mercs reaction to near death experience with S/O

your writing is cool <33

G'day!! Thanks for the compliment! I tried to write something short but cozy for each mercenary, I hope it doesn't look damp or bland <:)

Mercs with S/O who survived near death experience

Tw!...near death experience?

A bright flash. A rough blow against the wall. There's still a lot of pain coming from nowhere. You are lying on a wooden floor almost under the open sky on the tufort balcony.

At first you tried to rest on your hands, but it caused hellish pain. You cough, feeling the corners of your lips warm with blood. The last thing you see before you pass out is how the Medic hurriedly runs towards you with a field first aid kit and holding the coat from falling.

You wake up for a while. Honestly, you couldn't tell how long you'd been out. Feelings are slowly returning, the torso hurts, both inside and out, the head is splitting, but when the vision returns, you see all the brave mercenaries around your hospital couch.

"- oohoh! Gut!! you survived the procedure!"

Says the German accent you know.

Everyone exhaled. You needed to be alone with yourself. All the mercenaries came out, telling you that's everything okay

You kept lying there. Until there was a knock on the door. It was N/M. He wanted to check on you.

Scout:

This joker has never looked so lost. He quickly darted to your bed, sat on a stool next to you and looked at you with his puppy dog eyes.

"- God, I am, I was so scared, I was so scared, I couldn't think of anything but you, I was so scared that I would lose you, The medic said that you could die, I was so scared, I-I "

"- ahhh" you say, raising a calm hand to his lips. He wiped away his tears and calmed down more or less.

"-Y/N, you know how scary it was... But I.. I'm happy that you're okay! Honestly!"

You smile at him, he smiles at you

he hugs you tightly, but trying not to damage the fresh seams

Soldier

He came in and sat down without any unnecessary words or movements, but his big mouth betrayed all his emotions.

"You know, Y/N, I've lost a lot of soldiers on the battlefield. I've lost Sour Joe, Smelly Joe, and even Mighty Joe."

You nodded understandingly, looking away. Then you felt his heavy and big cold hand on your arm.

"- and I'm very glad that I didn't have to lose you too, Y/N. You are a good soldier, real good, maybe even the best."

He rested his helmet head on your side, causing a little pain from the scars on your chest and held your hand with both hands.

Next to him, death is not terrible. You sat like that for a long time until you fell asleep from the cozy feeling that this American next to you caused.

Pyro

They come into the ward, humming something to themselves, sit on a stool next to you and immediately grab your hand.

You can hear their terrified bellowing, they were very afraid for you, very much. They brought you a bunch of sweets and delicious drinks. You suggested that Piro relax a little.

They took out toy ducklings and started showing you concerts with them. It was charming how much they were interested in making you happy.

Anxiety receded quickly, while this mumbling lump of happiness was nearby.

Demoman

You're surprised you didn't notice him even before he opened the door. Usually the Demo is immediately noticeable by the smell of alcohol or drunken speeches. But not today. The Scotsman sat down next to you, taking your hand in his big warm palm

"-laddy, please, be careful next time, alright?"

You smiled and nodded to him.

"-I couldn't even drink all this time, I was afraid that I would lose you.."

He rested his big lips on your forehead and closed his eye, kissing your forehead.

"- next time I won't let anyone near you, do you hear? They will shatter into small pieces."

You smiled at his words, deserved another kiss on the forehead.

You talked for a long time about what happened while you were away.

Heavy

A broad-shouldered figure entered the ward, you felt really big hands on your hands

"- My God, how could I let this happen."

You comfort him by stroking his huge hands.

"- I'm glad that you stayed alive. Darling, please be careful next time, I don't want to lose you."

You nodded, giving him a warm smile.

"-I brought you a couple of books, do you mind if I read Nekrasov to you?"

You nodded with a smile. Although I was worried that you might not understand something.

But it was nice for you to hear his native speech and see how he smiles from the realization that you like to listen to his native speech. You knew that most likely he does this to distract you from bad thoughts. He often read different writers to you to calm down or lull

"-Гляжу с тоской на розы я и тернии

И думой мчусь на край миров:

Моя душа в Саратовской губернии,

У светлых волжских берегов.

Я близ нее! О рай, о наслажденье!

Как на мечтах я скоро прискакал!

Бывало, я имел туда хождение

И словно конь почтовый уставал..."

Engineer

The engineer turns up next to you pretty quickly

"-oh, sorry, partner, I couldn't be there, you know..."

You calm him down with a nod

"-if it helps you, I've collected special stilts for you. With the help of them, you will be able to get back on your feet 3 days faster than expected! I tested them with a Medic, he said that everythin' should be fine!!"

You could see the sparkle in his eyes, even through his goggles.

"thank you, Dell."

You say it softly. It was actually quite painful to speak. But after hearing your speech, he relaxed even more

"-darlin', I couldn't sleep all those nights how long you were gone! I'm glad that everything is fine. I don't want to lose you." he raises your hand to kiss it.

You nodded to him with a smile, pet the robotic hand, he gently moved towards you to kiss you on the cheek.

Medic

He was sitting in the office next to you the whole time, nervous and watching how you were feeling. As soon as you felt good enough, and the beeping devices attached to you began to show some indicators that were clear only to him, Ludwig jumped up to your bed holding your hands and rejoicing

"- Yes!!! Yes!! I was able to save you! Zhis is my greatest triumph! Another 2 minutes and your torn stomach would have killed you! But I managed to fix everyzhing. Patched up zhere, here, you are the crown of my work in medicine over the past year! Hohohoo~"

You were happy that your beloved psycho is doing well. He's so charmingly proud of himself.

He was there for the rest of the time. Sometimes by injecting something into you or giving you pills. Your condition only improved, and the pain receded. He's really a master at it! you ask him to come closer to kiss his forehead

"Oh, no-no-no herr Y/N, you can't move yet! Ich do it myself!" and he comes closer, kissing your forehead. Kind and truly loving

Sniper

You woke up from familiar warm hands on your own, the Sniper looked sad, but still managed to smile for you

"-Those were the scariest 4 days of my life in this year ..."

You know how hard Bushman is going through the loss of relatives. And you were very dear to him. That's why the poor man was so worried.

You stroke his hair on his hand, suddenly remembering that you have something to show him.

You carefully try to open your hospital gown and show him your Y shaped incision. The Medic left it when he was piecing your body together.

He shuddered when he saw it. But he thought it was cute that you decided to point out this little similarity between you

"- thank you. I won't let anyone else get close to ya. I've already found that wanker. Unlike ya, no one will put his brains back into his skull."

You giggled as much as it was possible in your position.

Mick lay on your shoulder and stroked your head in complete silence for a very long time. Until you fell asleep next to him..

Spy

A man in a balaclava shows up in your room with an abstracted face

"You should have been much more careful, it's like you forgot all my stealth lessons"

He didn't blame you, he was just upset.

The Frenchman sat down next to you anyway, stroked your head and took the cigarette out of his mouth

"Please, never hurt yourself like that again. I was very worried"

He hugs you, gently, without touching your aching chest. Sorry.

You sit quietly for as long as it takes while he tells you what happened while you were gone

#Have to see again

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guys I may have gotten into the x reader fics and most of them are a really good (I’m actively avoiding THOSE ONES)

Could I request how Scout, Engineer, and Medic would react to accidentally making the reader flinch during an argument? Like- as a reflex from past toxic situations

Mercs make Reader flinch during an argument

Includes: Scout, Engineer and Medic

Soldier’s version:

Scout💖

Scout’s voice was very loud. It was even worse when he was mad at you. You couldn’t even remember what you were arguing about, only focussed on his angry scolding

“If you think you could do better than me, then go! See what I care!” Scout shouted, a tinge of hurt lacing his bluff. When you wouldn’t move, he jabbed a finger at his bedroom door behind you. “GO.”

You screwed your eyes up and flinched, shielding your face with your hands. A small squeal fell from your lips, cowering before him as if expecting a smack

When nothing came, you peeked up through the cracks of your fingers. You revealed a very hurt looking Scout, staring like you just crushed his heart. The yelling stopped and there was a very long pause

“I’m sorry…” Scout finally uttered barely above a whisper. His sudden slouched posture and kicked puppy expression made you take your hands fully away from your face. “I… I didn’t mean to scare ya…” he whispered

You stood to your full height, voice shaky but blunt. “But you did.” You replied softly

“I know, and I’m sorry.” Scout suddenly bursted into tears, shoulders wracking with sobs as he hid his own face

Without thinking, you threw your arms around his slim frame. You cradled his head against your chest, frowning to yourself as you felt your own tears coming on. You backed over to his bed, guiding him down to cry into your belly

“I’m so sorry. Please forgive me, baby. I—I didn’t mean it!” Scout sobbed, clutching onto your shirt. “Please don’t leave me. Please… please.”

As you ran your fingers through his short hair, you had to bite back the tears threatening to spill. Scout lifted his head up, but you immediately pushed it onto your shoulder, stroking the back of his neck

“I’d never leave you, baby. It’s okay.”

Engineer💖

Engineer shouted down every argument you threw at him. He was always right. Always the better man…

“I just dunno why ya have to argue back with me!” He scolded

Your legs were shaking. Engineer had never gotten angry at you like this before

“But, Engie, I was just trying to—!”

Engie cut you off, waving a hand out. “No!” He barked back defiantly

You were gonna say something else, but his raised hand scared you. You yelped, flinching back in fright. You hid your screwed up face in your hands, turning away from your boyfriend

“Engie, I’m sorry! Please don’t be mad.” You whimpered

After a few silent moments, you slowly raised your head back to look up at the Engineer. His goggles hid his eyes but the deep frown on his face said it all

“No, darling… I’m sorry.” He sighed

You faced him again, your confused frown matching his. “For what?” You asked

“Ya didn’t mean it. You were just trying to help. Ya just… ya worry me so much, darling.” Engineer brooded

He took a cautious step forward, wary of making you flinch again. When you stood your ground, he wrapped his arms tight around you

“Yer my good boy/girl. I’m sorry for scaring ya. It won’t happen again, alright?”

You couldn’t control the tears that rolled down your face. You laid against his chest, bringing your arms up to clench the back of his shirt. Your small sobs and sniffles tugged at Engie’s heartstrings

“Argh, darling… I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to make ya cry.” He apologised again, voice gruff and sad.

You only cried more, burying your face into his shirt. The Engineer felt like the worst person in the entire world. He couldn’t believe he made the love of his life flinch and cry like that. It almost made him wanna turn on the waterworks…

“I’m sorry…” he whispered tearfully, grabbing a fistful of your hair and resting his chin on the top of your head

Medic💖

Medic was furious at you, scolding you with an icy glare. You bowed your head like a guilty dog, refusing to look up at him

“I am very disappointed in you!” Medic snapped

You bit back a sob, ashamed of what you did. He stood tall before you with his arms folded across his chest. You could just feel his blue eyes narrow behind his glasses

“Look at me.” Medic demanded. You nervously lifted your head up, looking him in the eye through teary vision. “You could’ve gotten yourself killed!” He hissed

You flinched back at the venom that dripped from his German accent. You couldn’t argue back anymore, only shielding your tearstained face from him with your hands

“I’m sorry!” You cried

You turned to run out of the infirmary, but a gloved hand grabbed your wrist. You squealed, whirling around to reveal the fat tears that rolled down your cheeks. The doctor gasped and his eyes widened, horrified that he did this to you

“Dove,” he gasped. Your breathing hitched as you choked out a wet sob, desperately wiping your cheeks with your arm. “Dove, look at me.” He repeated, this time much nicer

“No!” You cried, yanking out of Medic’s grasp and turning away fully. You were unable to contain your sobs, your whole body shaking as you rubbed your eyes. “You’re… you’re mean.”

That was the best you could do and you hated yourself for it. You didn’t think it was much, but it hit Medic deep. He didn’t want you to think he was mean… he tread carefully over to you, gently wrapping his arms around you from behind

“Argh… oh, love. I’m—I’m sorry. I did not mean it. Please do not be upset.” Medic frowned, resting his chin on the top of your head

You slowly began to calm down, sniffling as you wiped your tears a final time. “Really…?” You squeaked in a tiny voice

Medic gave a curt nod against your hair, hugging you tighter from behind

“Really. I love you, my dear.”

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Soldier’s is my favorite actually

One bed trope part 2?

Of course my friend

One Bed Trope with the Mercs (part 2)

Medic

The one time he gets to sleep, and with his they-dont-know-it-yet lover!? That's his paradise.

Look, he doesn't sleep more than two hours, but for you?? Man sleeps 24 hours if needed.

"Sleeping on the floor is bad for the back, let's just sleep together in the bed."

Medical excuses. Yeah, it can be bad for the back or not getting a lot of sleep. But that's just an excuse so he can sleep next to you.

Even with his glasses off and not seeing a shit. HE STARES AT YOU, well, admires you.

He will be like 5 minutes for each part of your face because he can't see shit.

"Are you comfortable?"

"Medic it's the 15th time you asked, and yes, I'm comfortable."

"I was just making sure"

He will talk you ear off until you fall asleep. He doesn't mind, it was planned after all. He will make sure that you are sound asleep to caress your cheek.

When he starts to feel his eyes closing he will put an arm around your waist, hide his face in your neck and he will fall asleep pretty quickly.

He feels safe around you. It's like his inner child is being taken care of and can finally be at peace.

You will be the first waking up, though. It's pretty difficult to wake him up, so you decide to let him sleep and wake him up when gotta go back to the base <3

He doesn't snore at all. You couldn't hear his breathing and thought he was dead.

Soldier

He will tackle you to the bed. No arguing about who's going to the floor, you two are sleeping in the bed.

"Americans don't sleep on the floor!"

He will not let you out, you're trapped between his muscles and you can't complain.

The second after he takes his helmet off, he's sound asleep. Don't ask me how, but he just immediately sleeps.

"Soldier are you awake?"

*Really American snoring*

He doesn't snore but he somehow growls. As if he was disappointed about something he's dreaming of, as if he wasn't dreaming about you.

He kinda talks in his sleep, but he just says maggot so you can't tell.

"Scout, maggot, you better kick that sandwich's ass before Merasmus takes my rent away"

"What the hell."

He wouldn't see it as a moment to confess his feelings. He prefers confessing his feelings on battle, blood on his hands after saving you from the enemy Heavy. You in his arms in the verge of dying, choking with the blood inside you mouth. And then, he will tell you "Don't die on me, Y/N. Please..." You will look at him and caress his cheek, then, the life will fade away from your eyes and he will tell he loves you disappointed he couldn't tell you sooner.

The you will respawn. And heard it all.

Yeah, he dreams so much about that. He waits eagerly for that time.

Sniper

You will have to fistfight him so he doesn't break his back on the floor.

Like yeah, he really tall and all that crap but you're not sleeping on the floor bro.

"It's okay, roo, I've slept plenty of times in a tree. I can sleep on the floor."

Nope.exe

He's just so nervous about sleeping next to you, leave him alone 😭

His heart is beating so fast he thinks he's about to have a heart attack. You next to him, laying down on the bed, both of your bodies centimeters from touching. He's DYING

It's like 3 AM and you are asleep, he's not. He is still thinking about you and this situation.

Then you accidentally put an arm around him. Now he won't sleep in the entire night.

When you start stirring, he pretends to be asleep. And he's good at it.

The times he's pretended to be asleep just to hear the gossiping happening in the rec room.

He's like an old woman 🫶🏼

But your old woman.

He wants to stay in bed with SO BAD, but he can't because you two gotta go to work.

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no chapter today guys I was real busy

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Tumblr tourist destination

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

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If people never see the art nobody will know that it exists. But if would just take a second to go into a tag, search for “Most Recent” and REBLOG what you find there with a nice comment, you will make the artist’s day, you will make them feel PROUD of what they created and help them want to make MORE terrific art.

If any of you out there want to send me a link to your art, you wouldn’t be a bother and I’d love to see what you are all creating out there!

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( •‿• )つ —̳͟͞͞ 💗 —̳͟͞͞💗 +

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<3

(I’m going to write that fic idea)

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"Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!" <- each time I imagine Engie.

any self respecting hick says that

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WHAT??? WHERE BUY VINYL????

Whos fucking jealous?

Also i went to costco and got a hotdog

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I’m pretty sure Mann Co. is just a daycare for psychotic old men. Scout and Pyro are their children

i dont understand tf2 ship discourse i just assumed every merc is in a poly relationship with each other and scout is their kid

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who’s your favorite mutuals? Also I’m holding @tf2fanithinkso hostage >:))) (insert @tf2fanithinkso) 🔫

um uh um uh

@aerowolf

Or @schnozzlebozzle

Wait but I also like @lost-my-dragon

and @shatenfart

and @callme-adam-iguess

I love all my mutuals why do you do this to me

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Very old tf2 sketch dump

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*Scout sits there, horrified*

Something he would casually say while working on a patient

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AMAZING!!!!

still trying to figure out how to draw all the mercs so here’s some practice

u can have whatever tf this is as well

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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?