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i thought this was the front side of the tshirt at first and it became x100 funnier

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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Stray cat breaks into Lynx’s enclosure at zoo

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"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

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Unmute !

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👁️👁️

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My uncle got a notification that someone was ringing his doorbell. This was the culprit. 

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BRO

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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

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X

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for spock's birthday.

this is dialogue from the unfilmed holonecklace scene written for st2009 (x), where we see kirk's birthday gift to spock. i used a deepfake program to replicate kirk's voice.

This was a gift to me. Representing… a dream. One we were unable to fulfill. The way you can now.

thank you @brookbee and @gay-spock for your feedback!

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Serval cat see, serval cat do.