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Straight guy one beer in: I can’t wait to have a wife

Straight guy two beers in: (to slightly effeminate guy friend) c. Cana I pleleaaase get you pregannt

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PLEASE WHATS WRONG WITH HIM

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The greatest proof of Macdennis canon isn't all the psychosexual shit the two of them have going on, but the fact that Dee and Mac's relationship is best characterised as "siblings-in-law"

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my evil evil sweet dee

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and if I said that dennis’ insistence on being the breadwinner/provider despite literally being a pampered princess who dgaf about traditional roles of masculinity in every other regard (aside from ego) is because his mom only stayed with/chose frank for his wealth and dennis is highly aware that he’s difficult to love and unable to show his emotions openly so he has to be contributing something to the relationship materially in order to feel like he’s worth staying for… and mac grew up with parents who were extremely ambivalent to him and eachother so he has to overcompensate by proving his worth at every given moment and seeking praise/validation from people (and religious icons) who will never demonstrate the same amount of dedication to him but he has no idea how else to desperately keep himself close to those he loves other than by eroding himself into something they’ll approve of… dear god they’re both exactly what the other needs — someone who can’t and won’t leave them even if they try — and they don’t even see it…

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accidentally deleted the ask but oomf asked me to draw macden bloody and kissing

@causeiknowyouman hope this is bloody enough

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comm for @/nico_lein on twt! tysm again for commissioning me! 💕💖🫶

🌟 my comms are open!! 🌟

(6/10 slots remaining)

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something small between commissions 😎 tysm to everyone who has supported me over the last few days!!

⭐️ my comms are open! ⭐️

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Shh shh! I’m just trying to embrace this, maybe knock some emotion loose. 

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Heyo! I'd be interested to hear your theories on the macdennis writer's room situation!

IMO it's not as simple as 'Rob is pro and Glenn is anti' (and we always ignore Charlie in these conversations even though he's quite into it in the dvd commentary and pod), so your suggestion that the subtlety (lol it's really not subtle, but yeah r/iasip ig) in the writing of their relationship might be glenn's idea is quite intriguing to me, and I wonder how this all relates to the opposing views on whether Dennis is a serial killer amongst rcg. So much of the writing of Dennis comes from Charlie and also Rob, but it's definitely influenced by them observing Glenn (like the cereal story) and by Glenn's performance. And ofc we know Glenn pushes back if Dennis is written as too heartless because he maintains that he does have feelings and is quite sensitive in a way. Not sure where I'm going with this... I don't have a full theory fleshed out in my head yet, so I'd really like to hear your thoughts!

(not trying to stir anything with this ask btw: in fact, iirc there were some posts about this subject a few months ago and I didn't engage then because it pissed me off when the conversation turned into a "who supports the quuer fans more" kind of competition, as if macden is something so basic between rob and glenn, when we really have no evidence about what happens fr bts, beyond some fun speculation. just enjoy theorizing in drought times.)

Hey, thanks for the ask! To address your final point first, I don't want to talk publicly about what may or may not be the motivations of Glenn and Rob as "queer allies" or how they think this may affect their careers or whatnot. These kinds of discussions I don't believe are ever effective publicly when you don't know the truth. I'm not speculating on their motivations as people but as writers who care about the story they're telling and, more importantly, their characters.

When my message was "anti" and "pro" it was really just from the discussion that someone had to be pushing back against what I believe is Rob pushing forward (This was a black and white, who wants Macden now and who is saying no, wait. I truly do and always have believed Macden will happen. The nuanced discussion came after, in messages I'd rather not share since they are not just my personal thoughts but a conversation with another user.) I

t's not necessarily that Glenn is anti-Macdennis (and I think you understand that) and I want to clarify first off that I definitely don't think it's as simple as that, so here we go:

For Glenn pushing the subtlety, I think we agree completely that it likely links to how Glenn wants the audience to perceive his character (and how I love perceiving him): Dennis talks a big game that to the untrained eye makes him seem like this cold-blooded psychopath, but it's all a complete front you can easily see through. He gets a thrill out of these terrible things but would never act on them. It's interesting to hear of the live show "Dennis is a serial killer" talk brought up right along side all of this, because it's a perfect example of how Rob and Glenn clearly have opposing views on Dennis' character, and how that definitely plays into why they don't agree on canonising Macdennis. (As I understand, Dennis gets a thrill out of the idea of murder or harming people, but he could never act on it. Reddit (and to some lesser degree, Rob), don't get this, and think he probably does act on it and it's just not shown in canon (despite the mountains of evidence that Dennis is much too weak and feeble to ever do anything).

If you think about their current dynamic (actually, ignore 15, we'll get there), they've completely flipped from early seasons, and I don't think that's accidental or a fault of bad writing, I think it 1. is a result of Mac labelling himself as gay, finally, in S12 and 2. is a result of Glenn continuing to fight for Dennis' character staying consistent.

From point 1: Dennis was always the more effeminate, more coded to like men one, more touchy with Mac, a little obviously in love with him, until Mac outwardly expressed those feelings back. As early as M&DBU you can see how terrified Dennis is of being seen as gay, and in a relationship with Mac. For Dennis, as gay as it got, it was okay until it was labelled. Now that Mac is labelling himself as gay, now there's a hard stop for Dennis. Being with Mac is something Dennis could act on, and then be labelled as. (gay, bi, likes men, fucking Mac, boyfriend *shutters*) This is something that would happen if he didn't keep full, hard control against it.

To point 2: I think this was a bit of a divide in the writers room that Glenn couldn't control. S12 he bowed out, clearly he was feeling lost in Dennis and the writers room. When he left for S13 and 14, and you can see how Rob's want for Mac to be out, canon, very gay, in love with Dennis, comes through full-speed in these seasons, because Glenn wasn't writing (mostly). Rob wanting this directly conflicts with Glenn's writing for Dennis. Dennis is opposing Mac in every way, he has this exterior he has to put on, anti-Mac, anti-whatever they were, he's completely thrown off by Mac, hates their old dynamic.

Rob wants canon Macden, but he perceives Dennis differently than Glenn does, and likes this opposing path of the two of them, and that's obviously creating an issue. Clearly I don't know Rob's intentions, and maybe I'm talking out of my ass, but I don't think I'd be far off to say that he'd enjoy putting Macdennis through some desperation-hell (ala, Dennis gives in and gets with Mac because he's horny, uses him, DENNIS systems him, the result is Mac has always been the long-con for Dennis, which I admit, I wouldn't hate hate).

I think Glenn is against it, because there's always been something there for Dennis and there's a reason he came back, there's a reason he's always stayed around, always supported Mac. He is in love with Mac. It's not a system or a game, but a fucking fight for his life to oppose his true feelings and hide his identity, not be labelled. Dennis is stuck, and there's nothing pushing him to do anything about it. He'll get off with his systems and his kinks and he's okay.

Now we move to S15 and look, they aren't...all that opposing...during Lockdown, they...got along. And then, here goes Dennis, yelling and screaming about Mac obsessing over his own labels and identity so he can ignore his internal struggle. It's clear, he needs something to push him.

How do they go about it? Dennis jealousy arc seems like the perfect fucking beautiful compromise. Rob gets something raw, a little insane from Dennis, and Glenn gets to show that Dennis really is in fucking love with Mac.

TL;DR: Rob wants Macden now in some kind of dirty, get on with it, Dennis is using Mac kind of way. Glenn doesn't want it canon until they reach the conclusion of this arc that shows Dennis really does have big feelings (good and bad), and those feelings really kinda have a lot to do with Mac.

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AGAIN THESE ARE JUST MY THOUGHTS AND I OFTEN WATCH THIS SHOW WHILE HIGH OR CROSS FADED SO IF YOU DISAGREE THATS TOTALLY 100% OKAY I DO NOT CARE IF YOU READ ALL THIS AND THINK IM STUPID OR WAY TOO INSANE ABOUT THIS ALL THATS TOTALLY VALID FOR YOU TO SAY! IF THERES NO JEALOUSY ARC IN s16 I AM A CLOWNNNNN!!!

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that magnet vocaloid thing but it's macdennis

they're ruining my life

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finally finished my short macden comic!!!

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Welcome to another episode of: Lynx's Absolutely Incredible and Blessing Edits of Local 2-in-1 Shampoo Bottle

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If Jekyll and Hyde took place in the modern era, Hyde would just be a roadman.

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Free The Devil

Sometimes you gotta go on a murderous rampage when you read the bible out of boredom and realise you're written to die and be in eternal torment.

Yes yes! More devil AU content! This is actually far before Jekyll and Hyde meet Lanyon, hence the um, lack of love. Below I actually have some organised notes on the AU, gathering context and all that!

(CW: Right at the bottom there is a striked out mentioned suggested su!cide attempt).

Quick notes

- This is a weird blend of TGS, Strange Case, and a lot of personal shenanigans!

- Jasper is Jesus

- Mama Jekyll is God- (A character Adrien and I have come up with a while ago)

- Hyde came from Jekyll committing chomp on the forbidden fruit to get the tasty extra knowledge, uses science (Jekyll and Hyde switch between each other in a blink in devil forms. Require potion in human form.)

- Best friend? Utterson. (@merry-twinkenstein's snazzy design)

- Gasp - Jekyll/Hyde's true love? Lanyon!

Visual Devil Stuff

- Wings are black and charred, can't properly fly, only use to jump into the sky and glide

- Jekyll has red/orange embers that come of his wings when they move, more intense with increased movement against them, (wind will give slight embers)

- Hyde had red and green embers

- Sclera can turn black based on mood or aesthetic

- Have more animal like devil forms if needed

- Can get to 100' to 500' tall, rarely tho bc it's kinda unnecessary

Other Devil Stuff

- Has to pap crosses so they turn upside down, touching crosses is ouchie Relationship stuff??

- Doesn’t meet Lanyon for ages until the squad coincidentally meets at uni

- Utterson stuck as Jekyll's bestie, deal with his bs Utterson

- Jasper tries to build a good bond with Jekyll, Jekyll is petty and bitter

- Suffer Jekyll and Hydes horny jokes and talks, holy ones

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HOW JEKYLL/HYDE GET THEIR SCAR- Sometimes you read the bible out of boredom and realise your fate is there-

[09:21]Revelation 20:7-10  And when the thousand years are ended, Satan will be released from his prison and will come out to deceive the nations that are at the four corners of the earth, Gog and Magog, to gather them for battle; their number is like the sand of the sea. And they marched up over the broad plain of the earth and surrounded the camp of the saints and the beloved city, but fire came down from heaven and consumed them, and the devil who had deceived them was thrown into the lake of fire and sulfur where the beast and the false prophet were, and they will be tormented day and night forever and ever.

- Jasper visits Jekyll that day, showing up and seeing Jekyll staring off on his thrown, of course leaning on the arms rather than the back, and there's tears, then his eyes snap to stare at Jasper, black scleras- and rage fills him and PIN THE JASPER ON THE FLOOR

- Much angst and grief and feeling of betrayal

- heehoo extremities to have his fate be his own go BRRR as he yeets off to Earth and uh... Commits mass murder as Hyde to get the attention of the Heavens and God-

- "Well, it was always God's plan for me to die, wasn't it?! Let me make it easier for her and get it over with now! You're. Welcome."

- As he commits self stab with snazzy holy weapon, Hyde turns to Jekyll.

- Maniacally grinning into the sky as he bleeds, forcing the blade to stay inside him as long as he can-

- oh dang the blade is removed?? By whomst? Idk haven't thought ab that yet

- this event causes Jekyll/Hyde's freedom to fate, aka he can actually live his own life now and gasp- fall in love-