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WoF sketches of all my ocs. Well, mostly all of them 😉

#woah!! love how expressive they are with the realistic ish style!! #wof

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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Half Goblin, half Hobbit.

Goblit.

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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Okay I get that the toxic positivity way I was raised is bad and venting about things is good and healthy but there's a grim sort of hilarity in the complete miscommunciation between how my boyfriend and his family process complaining and how I was raised to do it. Because I was raised with the attitude that if you've got a problem, you either do something about it if you can, or focus on things you can control if it's something you can't change. And the way he was raised, simply complaining about things because they worry you is just what you do to process things, venting to make yourself feel better.

So when he brings up something that bothers him, and I ask him what he thinks we should be doing about that, it's a baffling question to him. To him, verbally stating that Life Is Just Bad Sometimes is a neutral thing and not a prompt to start coming up with how to solve this issue. And my brain just fucking short-circuits right there.

So when he's just stating out loud that things just be like that sometimes, what I'm hearing is "life is intrinsically, ontologically bad in a way that cannot be in any way improved, endured, nor ignored, and there is no hope of it ever being any other way." And like a solution-seeking missile, my singular brain cell jumps into the next passably logical solution and goes

"So are you suggesting we should do double-suicide?"

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NOOOO THE MARINE BIOLOGIST IS GETTING FUCKED BY A PUFFERFISH WITH A DICK WHO IS INFLATING HER!!!

next time ill look for one where the werewolf is fucking a pufferfish tho. i got u

hey if someone sneaks into ur room and starts sucking your blood is it weird to suck their blood back

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OF COURSE I AM!! AND NO YOU FOOL!!! ITS PUFFERFISH INFLATION KINK !!

hey if someone sneaks into ur room and starts sucking your blood is it weird to suck their blood back

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FIRST U SELF LOCE ME THEN U RICKROLL?!?!? TERRIBLE. TERRIBLE. FINE FINE IM GETTING BULLIED UR ENCOURAGING ME AND STABBING ME AT THE SAME TIME. THE HORRORS. THEY TAKE ME. I WILL TAKE THEM BACK oh hey wait

i found a sex book called "were-puffer" guess what its about

hey if someone sneaks into ur room and starts sucking your blood is it weird to suck their blood back

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WHEEZE

ur so right. i missed something beautiful. next time ill chomp that fucker. lyme disease aint got nothing on me

hey if someone sneaks into ur room and starts sucking your blood is it weird to suck their blood back

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LISTEN I FLUSHED IT FOR THE GREATER GOOD. IF IDVE BITTEN IT IT SURELY WOULDVE GOTTEN MY POWERS. LIKE SPIDER MAN

hey if someone sneaks into ur room and starts sucking your blood is it weird to suck their blood back

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UR SO RIGHT unfortunately i flushed it down the toilet. next time ill eat the tick thanks bro <3

hey if someone sneaks into ur room and starts sucking your blood is it weird to suck their blood back

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is it gay to consume your blood gone through the body of another time sensitive please respond

hey if someone sneaks into ur room and starts sucking your blood is it weird to suck their blood back

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like can you just bite them back or is that cannibalism

hey if someone sneaks into ur room and starts sucking your blood is it weird to suck their blood back

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hey if someone sneaks into ur room and starts sucking your blood is it weird to suck their blood back

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Story concept: A gang of women who have gathered together and hang out due to having a similar background - none of them were originally people. They're all different variations of Mythical Fairytale Lady That A Man Almost Married, and they were all kind of stranded here in a human form after the man who wanted them discovered that actually she isn't any easier or any more pliable than natural human women.

The selkie and the swan maiden who both had their coats stolen, but neither of them is delicate or graceful. The swan maiden is exactly as swans are - she's dignified for as long as she's allowed to do as she pleases, but her response to being inconvenienced is First Of All How Dare You, Infinite Wing Smack Attack. The selkie was never going to be a good housewife either, she's lazy and goofy and refuses to take anything seriously. She likes following swan maiden around and watching her terrorise people. They bond over a mutual interest in flooding the bathroom and honking at people.

The celtic fae who wasn't tricked by a human man into marrying him, as a matter of fact her ex-husband insists that she tricked him. She's the only one who actually married the man who seduced her, which she did 100% just for the shits and giggles, and because Fae Divorce Court is an absolutely hilarious shitshow. And much like the selkie is paired with the swan maiden, the fae is close friends with the kitsune, who also voluntarily took a human form out of a trickster's desire to fuck with people, and enjoys hanging out with the fae just to see what kind of utter chaotic bullshit she comes up with.