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Review of a butterfly farm… 🦋

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I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

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#this is like human. babies

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#my memory has gotten so bad im like awe shit a bite and the fucking forget and it heals no problem #but ill try this next time

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when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing

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i hope this cartoon causes teenage infighting the likes of which steven universe couldnt even dream of

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I'm like if a whore were celibate

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The amount of experience as Spider-Man/Woman in order

#how come pavitrs persons dad was like so horny to die like RIGHT AWAY #meanwhile miles and gwens are like chilling still safe #also if rio dies we riot

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#YOU. ARE NOT. THE GUY.

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"you couldnt waterboard that out of me" is one of the funniest things you can say to someone on here. right up there with the "sorry my follower added that to your post" cake. i would literally deactivate forever

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i need to stand ankle deep in a creek about this

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#insp

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Willy Wonka is a childrens version of SAW

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i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

#no ur right and ive had enough