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genuinely think i might stop reading the news entirely. this is so dire

#dude how do you not immediately see that the problem is theres a meter at all #hold on guys wouldnt want to be UNFAIR to the GENOCIDE and BIASED towards NOT GENOCIDE #they're not 'fabricating an opposition' they are actively covering up a genocide #it is not normal to present the very idea that you can be centrist on the issue of murdering a group of people. god we are so fucked

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got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#1-3 caffeinated bevvies a day #i like to mix it up between coffee and energy drinks

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i miss longposting about youtubers. somebody make a poor business decision quickly before i wither

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This is insane

#HUH???!!?!!!

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genuinely think i might stop reading the news entirely. this is so dire

#good fucking lord

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im fucking losing it

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the last supper

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Slenderman's drag name could be Collette Mypages

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i hate being that dipshit at hmart buying only highly processed foods and completely ignoring the fresh produce and meat/seafood sections, but like i am going to go buy 3 bags of frozen kimchi dumplings and sodas with sailor moon on them

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Im reading my newest mad mag (which is just a rerun of old editions) and i got thrown so back to this which is one of my favorite panels ever

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Yes!!!!!!

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obviously i love jhutch and im usually very quick to defend his overly enthusiastic allyship in the 2010s because a) i do genuinely think he cares about lgbt rights and b) i was in highschool in the 2010s, i remember how huge it was for a famous person to be even slightly supportive of lgbt people, let alone doing actual charity work

but some of the things he said were unfortunately extremely funny in hindsight

#LMFAOOOO

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nah we need to critique toxic hookup culture/casual sex and those who participate in it. your bpd hypersexuality is just preventing you from seeing that

my...my bpd hypersexuality...?????