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I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again

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-Recording begins-

Spider-Man: Hi folks! I’d like to give a PSA to my usual villains, and anyone else with ideas for the next two months.

Spider-Man: *holds up a brick sized lump of metal* See this? It’s titanium!

Spider-Man: *starts flattening it out and shaping it*

Spider-Man: See, we all know that I’m crazy strong, but I never wanna really hurt anybody right? Right. While that hasn’t changed, something very important does right around this time of year.

Spider-Man: *pulls off a glove and pulls a chunk into a long stem with his nails carving lines for added texture*

Spider-Man: See, this is what we like to call exam season. Anybody who knows anything about college can tell you that it drives people up the wall, and I already climb mine when I’m antsy.

Spider-Man: *starts winding the thin sheet around the stem, delicately crimping petals in place*

Spider-Man: I do wanna be clear that this isn’t a threat, okay? I’m still not interested in crossing the line, which brings me to my point.

Spider-Man: *throws the titanium rose at the brick wall behind him, stem first, and embeds it all the way through*

Spider-Man: /That/ was restrained because I could focus enough to have full control. If I’m extremely tired or otherwise distracted, there’s just as much risk of me slipping up as someone operating heavy machinery. I’m probably not going to remember what sleep is for two whole months, so remember!

Spider-Man: *pulls out a brick and snaps it like a cookie*

Peter fucking Parker: Don’t.

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whispers of “are you sure it’s august already?” 😳  

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Movie!Adrien: I shut out my emotions after my mom died and my father grew distant, but I am slowly opening myself to others, and deep down I know my parents loved me. I also have found love by opening myself up. I have my own will and no one can take that from me. Show!Adrien: Everyone and everything has an opinion on how I should live. But thats okay, I can make choices now and live free all because my Father is a hero who sacrificed himself to stop Monarch/Hawkmoth. Movie!Adrien: (Inhales through teeth)

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Movie!Marinette: I am down on myself and struggle with my self confidence. I am clumsy but I am slowly gaining confidence. Moving past my insecurities is important for growth. Show!Marinette: (Takes a drag on a cigarette) I am the living embodiment of trauma because adults are incompetent as f*** and I have to clean up everyone's messes.

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what do you MEAN “Careless Whisper” by George Michael plays in the miraculous movie???????

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* loved seeing the show and movie Gabriels interacting! 😊😊

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HAPPY MIRACULOUS MOVIE DAY !!!!!!!!!!!!

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they look like a beautiful lesbian family

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Gabriel Agreste:

The Superior Gabriel Agreste:

I still can't believe how the movie just straight up fixed his character!

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I am studying for my drivers test

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I’ve had enough of you… GUARDS! Impregnate this man.

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midwest transmasc t4t couple

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you ask me why i have a doggy door installed in a window 6 feet off the ground and i put my fingers in my mouth and whistle. “here boy!” the FLAMING SKULL flies through the flap and starts gnawing on your forearm

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every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years

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january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn't happening