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Joel 'Just Use My Best Side' Kinnaman

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"Sounds like you're going to look beautiful," Sev replies, his arms wrapping around her as he looks at her, unable to look away. "I think I'll find a way to handle you both then," He says, "It won't be the first time, after all. And it's for Richie's birthday, we'll make it work." He does sort of love the two of them hyped up on sugar even if he needs a nap afterward. The two of them will be needing a nap too when they crash.

So I found the perfect present, but I may have slightly overdone it again. Can we compare notes? He's in a zoom call until lunch time.

Yeah, we can do that if you want. I think it's best if we do compare. You didn't buy him a house too did you? -SM

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"I don't think so and we certainly don't need the kids in a place like that," He replies, smiling at her, his eyes moving over what she's wearing for a moment. "The two of you are enough of a handful when hyped up on sugar and caffeine. We'll make this work and I'm sure he'd going to love it."

So I found the perfect present, but I may have slightly overdone it again. Can we compare notes? He's in a zoom call until lunch time.

Yeah, we can do that if you want. I think it's best if we do compare. You didn't buy him a house too did you? -SM

#{bunny and lion and dragon; oh my: richie x sev x eve}

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“Not what Jim says,” he replied, shrugging, “I was just going with what I had been made to believe in the past. If you were honorably discharged then congratulations. Just didn’t think a man like you would quit something like that.”

Richard wouldn’t say he was wound tighter. It might take him more to get angry but when he was he certainly had one hell of a temper. That even he could admit to. Though he isn’t very happy about it. “Alright then. If that’s what I can get, I’ll take it.”

He looks over the suit he’s wearing, a little begrudgingly. Richard never really liked stepping in to play his brother but there were times when Jim had to be away and, apparently, he thought his little business couldn’t run without a head. Or he wanted to mess with his second in command, as Richard was closer to suspecting was the case. 

Either way, he’s wearing one of his suits, feeling like he’s being choked and not in a fun way, wishing he was back home, in bed with a cup of tea and his latest script. 

He shakes the feeling off and walks through the house like he owns it, wanting to get into the office as soon as possible, hoping he won’t get caught and need to act like his brother. His complete opposite in every way, even if they are identical. 

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Richard rolled his eyes, "Served your country, I said. They threw you out, the government, army, whatever," He replied, wondering how Jim hadn't shot this man yet. And Rich was the nonviolent, easygoing one.

He had to force himself not to scream. "I've been trying to tell you embarrassing childhood stories since we first discussed who I really am and you refused. Now you want to talk about him? Did you have something better in mind than telling you about Jim's obsession with fairytales? Or how he was convinced he was an adult from the age of three?"

He looks over the suit he’s wearing, a little begrudgingly. Richard never really liked stepping in to play his brother but there were times when Jim had to be away and, apparently, he thought his little business couldn’t run without a head. Or he wanted to mess with his second in command, as Richard was closer to suspecting was the case. 

Either way, he’s wearing one of his suits, feeling like he’s being choked and not in a fun way, wishing he was back home, in bed with a cup of tea and his latest script. 

He shakes the feeling off and walks through the house like he owns it, wanting to get into the office as soon as possible, hoping he won’t get caught and need to act like his brother. His complete opposite in every way, even if they are identical. 

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#playing pretend #bossmademestartablog

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Edible brownie batter

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send 🖤 and my character will answer about yours.

attractiveness:

repulsive / hideous / ugly / not attractive / unappealing / not unattractive / meh / no preference / ok / mildly attractive / nice looking / cute / adorable / attractive / pleasant on the eyes / good looking / hot / sexy / beautiful / gorgeous / hot damn / would tap that / perfect / godlike / holy fuck there are no words.

personality:

grating / irritating / frustrating / boring / confusing at best / awkward / unreasonable / psychotic / disturbing / interesting / engaging / affectionate / aggressive / ambitious / anxious / artistic / bad tempered / bossy / charismatic / appealing / unappealing / creative / courageous / dependable / unreliable / unpredictable / predictable / devious / dim / extroverted / introverted / egotistical / gregarious / fabulous / impulsive / intelligent / sympathetic / talkative / up beat / peaceful / calming / badass / flexible.

how likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending / fuck no! / never / no way / not likely / not sure / indifferent / I’m asexual / maybe / probably / it depends / fairly likely / likely / yeah sure / yes / would tap that / hell yes / fuck yes! / wishing that could happen right now / as many times as possible / we are already having sex.

level of friendship:

never in a million years / worst of enemies / enemies / rivals / indifferent / neutral / acquaintance / friendly toward each other / casual friends / friends / good friends / best friends / fuck buddies / bosom buddies / practically the same person / would die for them / true friends / my only friend.

first impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

current impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

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it's the season of writer's block!

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Reese’s peanut butter cup pie

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Cookie cake 3 ways

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Chocolate cupcakes with mint buttercream frosting

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Andrew Scott / Social Lodge

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"Checklist"

I find you to be:

[x] interesting [x] cute [x] attractive [x] sexy [x] reassuring [ ] intimidating [ ] annoying [ ] tedious [ ] terrifying

I think we should:

[x] talk more [x] hang out more [x] date [x] adopt each other as found family [ ] fight (friendly) [ ] fight (hostile) [ ] avoid each other if at all possible

If we spent an evening together we would:

[x] just hang out [x] talk about deep stuff [x] cuddle [x] go to bed together (to sleep) [x] go to bed together (to… not sleep) [ ] go out and party till sunrise [ ] both get arrested [ ] probably wind up killing each other

If we kissed it would be:

[x] a chaste press of lips [x] a playful smooch [x] swift and stolen [x] deep, sweet, and sincerely meant [x] all teeth and tongue and hot as heck [ ] not happening

If we had sex it would be:

[x] romantic and luxurious [x] fast, rough and hard [x] against the nearest wall [x] fantastic [ ] awkward [ ] a really bad idea [ ] an all-around disaster [ ] not happening

If I woke up and found you unexpectedly in my bed I would:

[x] cuddle you [x] offer you breakfast [x] attempt to seduce you [ ] kick you out [ ] demand to know how you got there [ ] scream

#bxrningambitions