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i ca;nt bleiev clowns r real.;;; wha tthe fuck….

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what was i thinking when this photo was taken?

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other people: stop being dramatic because of small things happening to you

me:

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Rabbits will relate to This Post

Mmm just slunching on some lettuce Cronch cruchn Munch sliurnch Minch munch cricNh cronch CLoruch murch mich munchhc

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stranger: hey nice shirt!

me: aw this? thanks! :)

me texting my bf: I’ve met someone else. Someone who appreciates me

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so guys we did it

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hey im back from dnd my character (oturan) died so i need a new character name pls

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good morning im away to play dnd for 6 hours y’all need anything

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#i love her sm

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not to be dramatic but i just ashed in my mashed potatoes and im pissed

#time to QUIT SMOKING #jk haha brit said im a slave 4 u #@cigs

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#i love claws #need me a girl with claws

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the fact that phones dont have little charm loops in them anymore only goes to show that humanity as we know it is on the decline

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DM after failed stealth roll: Hmm… You try to sneak around but you’re dummy thicc and the clap from your ass cheeks alerts the guards. Roll for initiative.

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no offence but if your favourite series of books isnt make out tactics i dont care