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since he's canonically 70+ (idk if it's still canon because the show isn't really known for it's consistency) probably old. I've also heard he's based off of Charlie Sheen though

I HATE having one of my special interests being a family guy character because its so rare to ever find good fanart of them. Everything I see is just ironic or straight up NSFW :(

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Due to the mechanics of my moving mermaid tail I looked into Lobsters and how they swim. As there bodies resemble the structure of my tail. Through my research I actually found out the fascinating fact that Lobsters swim backwords. They pull themselves back to swim.

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need me some picks, I got the guitarist autism

Saw a thread on Twitter of "gifts to give a person with ADHD and autism" that was full of stereotypical and quite frankly patronizing items, so here's a list of I (autistic individual) want instead as a gift

Money

Fourteen billion dollars

Free coupon to kill somebody with my teeth

Suitcase full of money

Cool looking rock

Scratching post for me to sink my claws into

An albino elephant

The head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall

Uncooked rice

A cup full of blood

100k in cash

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Mlp infected aus that just erase Discord from existence is so funny, he would shut that shit down so fast. Not even all that for the sake of friendship or whatever he’d see it and be like erm… not really my cup of chaos, this is just gross (snap, fixed)

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mfw it's not about people who are trans and autistic (totally valid btw):

Friendly reminder that if you're transautistic, you're not autistic. You're an attention seeking piece of trash who clearly didn't get enough attention as a child <3

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becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

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ditzy

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Does Seinfeld have a fandom???

#seinfeld #jerry seinfeld #george costanza #cosmo kramer #elaine benes

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It’s so hard to keep from spoiling anything when I have so many feelings I want share.  But I’ll do my damnedest for you guys.

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"We're gonna be talking about the BOOBY! We'll be talking about the WOODCOCK! Do you think that's FUNNY, Butthead? Do you find it AMUSING that we'll be talking about the SWALLOW? Yes, we're also gonna be talking about the DICKCISSEL, the BUSHTIT, the COCK-OF-THE-ROCK, the SHAG... and we will DEFINITELY be spending a LOT of time talking about...GREAT TITS!!"

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Bals

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website

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im peter griffin and you're watching fanily guy

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kinda crazy how the only people (disrespectfully) disagreeing with me are annoying, rude, and don't know how to argue. crazy coincidence huh?

#some of yall on this site are crazy #not in the fun way lol #some of yall are tho

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I was on a [redacted plane company] plane and they gave us these sandwiches in a HUGELY BLOATED BAG just like this and someone on our trip ended up getting extremely sick like...yeah that makes sense

Hey kids, wanna learn what signs of botulism look like?

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yes. the goobers.