guttershy-blog
Ask a Lowly Gutter Pony
Hi. I'm Fluttershy.
All my friends left Ponyville and the authorities took all my animals away because I was "hoarding". It was my fault, really. I live outside Ponyville in a small house. Okay, it's an old oil drum, actually, but I've grown to love it. Does anypony have any questions for me?
Or maybe do you need your windows cleaned or bookshelves dusted?
I can do dishes, too.
(Emotionally unstable, impoverished, masochist, no self-worth or purpose, post-series Fluttershy! Yaaay..)
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((I need to go make some tea now. Destroyed by my own cruel game.))
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pegasus-cloud-kicker replied to your post: ((Hey everyone. It's probably late at night. Let's play a game. It's called don't think about yawning.))
(( DAMN YOU SPRINKLES, DAMN YOOOOOU!))
((Sounds like someone lost the g- ..I'm out now, too.))
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((Hey everyone. It's probably late at night. Let's play a game. It's called don't think about yawning.))
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Well, I'm just gonna go to bed,
G-goodnight, miss Pinkamena!
(Fluttershy hugs.)
..I-I hope you have good d-dreams!
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Bitch, show me your degree in Reblog Research.
I hate posts that end with something like "85% of you will ignore this" or "93% won't reblog this".
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Some would argue that putting cocaine inside of potatoes makes you a bad pony. NOT THAT I WAS DOING SO, NO SIREE NO SMUGGLING HERE!
..o-okay.. I believe you.
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askpinkamena submitted:
Why are you just changing the subject like that?
I-I'm just really interested in your baking..
(Fluttershy forces a sheepish smile.)
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quickslit replied to your post: Hey Fluttershy. I’m back to normal. By the way, did I say anything when I was knocked out?
*thinks to self* Close call.* So, thanks for helping me out. Really. I owe you. Is there anything you want to do today? I’m free for the day.
..I-I was just going to try to b-break my old record a-at the silent game and w-watch my daisies grow.
(Fluttershy frowns.)
L-last time I was d-doing good b-but then I s-started humming. I'm such a l-loudmouth.
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askpinkamena submitted:
NO
YOU ARE ONE OF THE BEST PONIES I HAVE EVER MET
(Fluttershy quietly shakes her head and changes the subject.)
H-have you b-baked anything nice lately, P-Pinkie?
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Note to self:
Asking for potatoes makes you a bad pony.
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askpinkamena submitted:
NO YOU ARENT
YOU ARE MORE VALUABLE THAN ALL THE ANTS
EVERY
SINGLE
ONE
A-ants are ponies, too, a-and I'm less than a pony..
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Hey Fluttershy. I'm back to normal. By the way, did I say anything when I was knocked out?
S-something about loving the Who.. it was k-kind of hard to hear you w-when you were f-face down on the carpet. ..it's not my favorite band, but I guess My Generation was a good song..
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WHY WOULD I DO ANY OF THOSE
askpinkamena submitted:
WHY WOULD I DO ANY OF THOSE
..b-because I'm less valuable than an ant..
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((KEEP IT! It might be a magic spoon! No one puts a single spoon in a chest with their valuables unless it's magic!))
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askpinkamena submitted:
SERIOUSLY IM FINE WITH WHAT YOU DID
NO NEED TO BE SORRY
Y-you're not going to stomp me, cut me or set me on f-fire?
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askpinkamena submitted:
DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT SORT OF THING IS A PROBLEM
BECAUSE IT TOTALLY ISNT
..y-yes?
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askpinkamena submitted:
SORRY ABOUT WHAT
(Fluttershy lays her head down in the dirt between her hooves submissively.)
..t-trying to stop you, t-trying to m-make a threat and my e-existence in general..
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