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guyoftheego · 3 hours
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why are you looking at me like that. is there something on my face? is it the bristling spikes emanating outwards from my body in every direction, impaling scraps of torn flesh and dried blood on their jagged points?
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guyoftheego · 1 day
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no tumblr i'm not gonna spam those so the left counter overflows and turns into "TUM" or something equally corny
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guyoftheego · 2 days
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quarters are insane. 4 of them is one real money? what the hell
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guyoftheego · 2 days
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me when i fuckin uhhh
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guyoftheego · 2 days
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ALL OF THESE REQUIRE GETTING OUT OF BED
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guyoftheego · 3 days
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this is going viral on the tweeter currently so. for you also. miku is not ai!!
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guyoftheego · 3 days
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im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things
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guyoftheego · 3 days
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What species of frog do you think serves the most cunt?
Gotta be Pelobatrachus nasutus.
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guyoftheego · 3 days
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thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule
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guyoftheego · 3 days
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guyoftheego · 3 days
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KAMEN RIDER GEATS
-One of the most recent of the Kamen rider series and a very cool epic one too! Awesome suits, great characters, a twisting turning plot and LOTS of action!
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Premise: Unbeknownst to us, a secrect competition, THE DGP: THE DESIRE GRAND PRIX, is held where, everyday normal people are chosen, given transformation buckles and become Kamen Riders! Using various power up buckles, they compete against each other in various challenges, battling strange otherworldly invaders called the Jyamato! The one lasts to the end and wins the final challenge receives the grand prize: their greatest desire granted!
-Ace Ukiyo, aka Kamen Rider Geats, is the reigning champ, winning the Grand Prix multiple times in a row; however, his motives are not what they seem! Is he a hero or villain? How and why is he continuing to compete? What are the Jyamato? How is the DGP able to do what it does, and what is the true reason for the completion? You’ll have to check it out on TokuSatsu or Tubi to find out!
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guyoftheego · 3 days
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guyoftheego · 4 days
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guyoftheego · 4 days
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should i post this
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guyoftheego · 4 days
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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
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guyoftheego · 4 days
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A lot of pop psychology gets thrown around and since I already have a headache, here's preventing you lot from making it worse.
Love-bombing: A manipulation tactic of increasing affection and grand gestures before or after doing something abusive, specifically to weasel one's way out of consequences.
What it is not: A streak of affection and generosity towards friends/loved ones.
Trauma-bonding: Knowingly traumatizing someone to take advantage of their vulnerable state, to then act like the "hero" or the one who cheers them up.
What it is not: Bonding over similar traumas.
Gaslighting: *Knowingly* convincing someone they cannot trust their own perception of a situation in pursuit of one's own narrative.
What it is not: Misaligned perception of events.
Narcissist: Someone afflicted with Narcissistic Personality Disorder, a traumagenic cluster B disorder, that struggles with self-obsession, paranoia, craving validity from the public, delusions of grandeur, and social disconnection.
It is not: Your rubbish ex that cheated on you.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
-Xanthe
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guyoftheego · 4 days
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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
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