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TANTHAMAY 2024

Short Fic Week (May 1 - 4)

A short first week for short fics! We’re talking drabbles and ficlets here friends!  Bonus goal: match your comment word count to the word count of the short fic you’re commenting on

Canon Week (May 5 - 11)

Canon can be anything from canon-compliant, post-canon, pre-canon, or even canon-divergent Bonus goal: use one quote from canon in every comment you leave this week. Can you quote the most?

Ensemble Week (May 12 - 18)

While we’re celebrating Tanthamore this May, Willow is an ensemble show. Use this week to pick a secondary character or two to highlight alongside tanthamore in your fic Bonus goal: use your comments this week to tell the authors what you loved about their characterizations

Alternate Universe Week (May 19 - 25)

Turn Tanthamore into space explorers, vampires, modern day high school students, or whatever other creative setting you can think of. The world is your oyster (and hey, the girls could be too) Bonus goal: include a question in your comment, start a conversation!

Freestyle Week (May 26 - 31)

No rules, except to try something new! Are you a canon writer? Try an AU? Switch up your POV or tense, try poetry! Flip a trope on its head or *gasp* try a new pairing! Kitlora? Kitlorade? Bonus goal: for each fic you comment on this week, pick your two (at minimum) favorite lines and tell the author why you loved them

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Willow textposts part 5/?

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A perfectly normal response to a rage god asking "Why do you not burn?"

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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noooo dont tug on my carabiner that's an erogenous zone

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spoken like a true girl who killed her father

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if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool

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Seeing these two posts back to back makes me wonder how long it'll be before Brennan attacks Sam with a halberd

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wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

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me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat: