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what up gamers. i deleted the app of my phone because i had a bunch of school stuff to get done but was still occasionally browsing on my laptop. then while i was gone for a weekend i saw on reddit that the shit happened. and i decided not to go on tumblr for a while. im probably not going to come back. i also saw that i lost 20 followers LOL a lot of people must have deactivated.

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jesus these cutscenes are REALLY long

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take a fucking sip babes

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happy 1 year

#ONE YEARRRRR???

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this is my favourite part of mangoball this is my favourite fanfiction extract this is my favourite piece of literature ever written this is holy scripture to me i could quote it word for word i could recognize it by touch alone by smell i would know it blind by the way it’s breaths came and it’s feet struck the earth i would know it in death at the end of the world

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Map of Native American etymologies for “horse”. There were no horses in the Americas before the colonists arrived. Native Americans quickly developed new words for this strange animal, often associating them with dogs, their one other domestic animal before contact with Europe.

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you’ve got to embrace being weird or else you’re going to die both spiritually and for real life

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WHY WERE UOU USING IT AS A POTTY !?!?? TOILETLESS?????

A SQUATTY POTTY! its a thing you put your feet on while you poop to improve toilet posture. it helps a lot. give it a shot sometime

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they gave him wet cat eyes 😭😞

#SDHFJDSFJHSDF #they barely had to edit it he already looks like that

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most humiliating moment of my life: breaking my roommates fancy cow shaped toilet paper holder while using it as a squatty potty

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#oh poor thang

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holy shit its the george number

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looking at mcr tickets starting to think walter white may have had a point

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anyways

#SLAY

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dream ? try guys ? uh yeah i sure hope he does 🫂🌈🫶🌟❣️