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HOLY TRINITY OF TRADITIONAL BALLADS

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A lot of people have talked about Benoit Blanc’s accent. Was he always going to sound like that, was that in the original script?

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i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart

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when I was in high school my dad was speeding like crazy because I was running late to my job at the cemetery. and the cop who pulled him over gave him three whole tickets because who the hell goes 95 in a 25??? but then, when my dad went to court the cop didn’t show, and so the judge looked over at the charges and just couldn’t believe it. he thought the cop must’ve been so racist that he made it up because who the hell goes 95 in a 25? so my dad got all 3 tickets dismissed bc of racism. that he didn’t even experience because he was in fact going 95 in a 25.

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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

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Logical explanation.

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the house will never be truly clean. and yet we must never stop cleaning the house

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"divine feminine" "divine masculine"

wrong. Divine.

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they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

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unironically wish i could emerge from a chrysalis or shed my skin like a snake to mark each time i fundamentally change as a person

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the only true ally

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real

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