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My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I going to be 30 still saying stupid shit like O shit waddup! Are all the youngins gonna be embarrassed by my use of outdated memes….how long until I myself am not Hip With It….how long until I am no longer a trendy memer…

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i just found a book called “kiss my asterisk: a feisty guide to punctuation” and i’m about 92.3% certain it was ghostwritten by amy santiago

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June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.

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Sheena Liam aka シーナ・リアム aka Sheena Liam Yue Sheen aka 粘悦馨 aka Nián Yuèxīn (Malaysian-Chinese, b. 1991, Subang Jaya, Selangor, Malaysia) - Top Fashion Model and Embroiderer. Embroidery Arts: Black Thread, Embroidery Hoop

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Be careful what ya wish for Becky

The thing is that white women are fully aware that they are in no danger of any of this happening. Never forget (no matter how hard white women try to make you) white women but enjoy, maintain and perpetuate white supremacy, white racism, white ignorance and white privilege. Every. Damn. Day.

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mean girls // I’d rather be me

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Every historian about Vintage Gays™:

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this is the extremely blessed trio of good bois™

reblog for good luck, good vibes, and good jokes

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“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”

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This is how Tiffany Haddish ended her standup special. I’ve never been so happy to be cursed.

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I was hatched thank you very much

“when’s your birthday?” awfully bold of you to assume that i was born