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[halfbornhalfdead]

That's comforting to hear, Sam.

Out of the hotel gang, who would you sell for a pack of dates?

@magnus-falafelking @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare @mallory-keen-to-kill @thomas-jefferson-jr @halfbornhalfdead

yall are insane but ily so no one probs

(id sell alex for forgetting abt my eidi /j)

[halfbornhalfdead]

He really doesn't. Remember when he tried to beat the shit out of Utgard-Loki for eating his falafel, but then he got dragged across Boston? That was funny.

Should I go and make falafel for @magnus-falafelking right now?

[halfbornhalfdead]

Why just Magnus?

Should I go and make falafel for @magnus-falafelking right now?

[halfbornhalfdead]

My mom loved fishing and beating men in duels.

You all need to get out more.

how do you get un-depressed

Find a mountain.

[halfbornhalfdead]

Just die, then you'll be all better.

I CANT FIND MY INHALER

@thomas-jefferson-jr @alex-f13rro @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare @runest0nes @blitzen-imnot-that-short @mallory-keen-to-kill @halfbornhalfdead @lordofsummergodofrizz @imhotterthanallofyou @deadmomclubattendee

if you find me passed out in my atrium, you’ll know why.

[halfbornhalfdead]

deal

@mallory-keen-to-kill can I get a boyfriend?

[halfbornhalfdead]

@mallory-keen-to-kill can I get a boyfriend?

[halfbornhalfdead]

Sure? I mean I thought that's what you were asking originally but usually I misinterpret things.

do you like dilfs

Only magnus

[halfbornhalfdead]

What am I supposed to be reading? I saw the trainwreck, what I don't know is what part I'm supposed to pay attention to. And is there a tone I'm missing? I don't get it.

do you like dilfs

Only magnus

[halfbornhalfdead]

TJ I am so confused.

do you like dilfs

Only magnus

[halfbornhalfdead]

Don't get me wrong, I'd be flattered if I understood what was happening.

do you like dilfs

Only magnus

[halfbornhalfdead]

What is going on?

do you like dilfs

Only magnus

[halfbornhalfdead]

I was originally thinking of giving you an axe, but thought maybe that wouldn't be a great idea. So I thought armor would be a less violent, but still useful option.

@magnus-falafelking @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare, @mallory-keen-to-kill, @thomas-jefferson-jr, @halfbornhalfdead, @runest0nes, @blitzen-imnot-that-short, @imhotterthanallofyou, @lordofsummergodofrizz, @sword-of-summer-hits

eid mubarak.

where is my eidi.

[halfbornhalfdead]

Is a bone steel hauberk an acceptable eidi?

@magnus-falafelking @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare, @mallory-keen-to-kill, @thomas-jefferson-jr, @halfbornhalfdead, @runest0nes, @blitzen-imnot-that-short, @imhotterthanallofyou, @lordofsummergodofrizz, @sword-of-summer-hits

eid mubarak.

where is my eidi.

[halfbornhalfdead]

You can taste the rainbow either way (please don't kill me)

What’s your favorite candy?

alex fierro

also skittles

[halfbornhalfdead]

(ooc) I actually started learning arabic once but gave up because I kept messing up and I have this issue where any mistake makes me feel like an idiot

Hey this is to all my mutuals! Ala eighth grade introductions, please share a fun fact about yourselves! No pressure, I just find it interesting!

@cheriboms

@kirks-slutty-red-tights

@spocks-husband

@emperorsfoot

@eternally-intermittent who I was inspired by

@h0l0gramglasses

@kingof-the-crossroads

[halfbornhalfdead]

reasons why magnus Chase is secretly a Disney princess:

•he can literally glow

•he can heal people

•he can glow and heal people and has blonde hair (gasp, rapunzel?!?!?)

•let’s not forget he can talk to animals

•he also has an awesome prince who saved him (more than once)

•his mom is dead (just like cinderella and like 50 other Disney princesses)

•he’s got daddy issues (absent father, just like almost all other Disney princesses)

•do I need any more reasons?

Magnus Chase is secretly a Disney princess.

damn it you’re right